The bolded stuff is just to keep thignes organized and to keep the reader in sync with the song, just try to ignore it...enjoy!
Gilderoy Lockhart sing With You by Chris Brown
Chorus: Lockhart that's who Gilderoy that's who
And Lockhearts all over the witches tonight
Said Lockhearts all over them witches tonight
They call me boo
Loving how I move
Thinking that I killed a banshee last night
When I was really perming my hair that night
Part A: Hey listen up, you know I'm a stunner
On Witch-weekly, yes I'm the winner, and I'm so glad to be me
Just pick up Travels with Trolls and
Ooh I'm a cutie, so when you talk to me
Ask for an autograph I'll stop
You're my number one fan and
I'm so glad this body is mine
I am one of a kind, and
My great smile means to me what I mean to you
And together smile, there is no one we can't do
Bridge: 'Cause if I don't got memory charms
I don't got money
I don't got fame
There goes my heart
Chorus B: Oh no! Potter found out and
Weasley, this just won't do
With everyone and all the fame
Y'all can't make me look lame
And now I know I am the only one
Lockhart books all over the shelves tonight
With the lies of my life their filled
I filled them with stories of me, of me, of me, of me, of me, of me…Gilderoy
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me…Lockhart
Part B: I don't need nobody else I've got my fame, money and
They like Year with the Yeti yay!
They want autographs and cannot wait now
Hey my fan club, say you love me You know I don't care for you
Ya'll don't know that I'm not true
Don't know I'm in a lie
But I don't need to try
To be good-looking
Bridge: 'Cause if I don't got memory charms
I don't got money
I don't got fame
There goes my heart
Chorus B: Oh, I'm only into me and
Lilac no other color would do
With every book and every fan
I am in Lockhart land And now I know I am the only one Lockhart books all over the shelves tonight
With the lies of my life their filled
I filled them with stories of me, of me, of me, of me, of me, of me…Gilderoy
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me…Lockhart
Part: And I will never try
To deny that I am my whole life
'But if fame ever let me go
I would die so I won't run
In these heels, but I'm not a woman
These heels express my buttocks
'Cause I don't got back
My body is straight
That's the only flaw in my genes
Chorus: Lockhart that's who Gilderoy that's who
And Lockharts all over the witches tonight
Said Lockharts all over them witches tonight
They call me boo
Loving how I move
Thinking that I killed a basilisk last night
When I was really cowering in a corner that night
Chorus B: And, oh I love my eyes and
Oh, no one else would do
With every bottle of Ogden's firewhisky
I drink to me I'm in love
And now I know I am the only one
All my books and Cornish pixies tonight With the love of my life that's me
What I feel when I'm loving me, loving, me, loving me, loving me, loving me..( yum! )
Loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me…mmm
Loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me Loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me, loving me Gilderoy Lockhart