Regular P.O.V.
Professor Flitwick and Dumbledore were having a discussion in Dumbledore's office.
" I just don't know what to do Albus. She's extremely bright, even more so than Miss Granger, but she can't show it because she's so bullied." the Charms professor sighed.
Albus nodded sagely, but then a twinkle returned to his eye.
" I believe I have a solution for you professor." Dumbledore said.
The next morning at Breakfast
The children were sitting down to breakfast tables, when the great hall doors banged open.
Standing in the middle of the door was a teenaged girl, who looked to be about 15. She had tanned bronze skin, like she spent a lot time in the sun Wavy black hair that fell to the middle of her back. She had on the Ravenclaw uniform, but she had shortened to skirt so it stopped mid-thigh, showing off her long curvy legs. Her long-sleeved shirt was un-tucked and the sleeves were rolled up half-way and the top 3 buttons were undone a black cami peeked through. Her tie hung loose around her neck. She had on simple black converses. Her satchel was on her shoulder and a lollypop stuck out her mouth as she sauntered down the hall toward the head's table.
Everyone watched her in rapture, guys gawked girls just looked at her in awe. all except one that is.
" ARTIE!" came a battle cry from the Ravenclaw table as a blonde sprinted toward the girl.
" LOVEY!" Artie cried as she ran to meet the girl. Everyone watched in shocked silence as Luna Lovegood tackled the girl into a hug, as they laughed together.
A throat cleared interrupting the girls' reunion. They looked up at the Head's table.
" Welcome to Hogwarts Miss Galek." Dumbledore said with a kind smile.
" Thank you headmaster." Artie said. Luna looked between the two.
" Artemis?" Luna asked.
" I'll tell you later." Artemis whispered. Luna nodded.
" Now I'm sure you girl have a lot of catching up to do. Artemis why don't you and Luna go and see your new rooms." Professor Flitwick said. Luna looked perplexed but Artemis grinned.
" Of course sir, c'mon I have so much to tell you." Artemis said as she and Luna ran hand in hand out the hall.
" What was that all about?" Ron asked.
Everyone shrugged, well except for the Weasley twins who were busy starring at the door the 2 girls just exited.
" Artemis where are we going?" Luna asked.
" You'll see." Artemis said leading Luna down an abandoned corridor. They came upon a door.
" Soft like the wind, strong like the sea." Artemis said. Luna smiled remembering the line from the past.
The door opened and Luna and Artemis stepped into their new apartment. It was set up a lot like a penthouse. A full living room with a flat screen TV, A full kitchen, a dining room, and a study complete with two desks.
" Woah." Luna said. " This is AWESOME!" she squealed flopping on the couch, soon to be followed by Artemis.
" Alright now fess up. Not that I'm not extremely glad that you're here, but…" Luna said.
" Your letters have gotten more and more depressing since you started coming here, you tried to hide it but you were never good at hiding stuff from me. Last night Dumbledore contacted me and told me what's been going on. He offered me a spot in Ravenclaw and our own place just for us." Artemis said. By now Luna was crying silent tears.
" I missed you so much Artie." she said hugging her friend.
" I missed you too Lovely. But now we're together again, we are strong, especially together." Artie said. Luna wiped her tears and smiled.
" You're right, let's go show these Hogwarts clowns something new." Luna said evilly. Standing up and holding out her hand.
Artemis smirked, " Let's party." she said taking Luna's hand.
The first class was potions with Gryffindor. Luna and Artemis were the first ones there.
Artemis sat in the chair in one of the desks up front while Luna was content to sit on the desk.
" So how is everyone?" Luna asked to kill the time. Artemis told her how everyone was on the island and how much they missed her.
The bell rang and students started filing in, but stopped short when they saw the new girl talking with a smiling Luna Lovegood.
" What the hell?" Ron whispered when he saw Luna sitting up top the desk, laughing and smiling.
" Hey Artemis, why are talking to Loony? She'll just fill you head with her stupid ideas." Lavender Brown sneered.
Artemis smirked as Luna retorted, her voice was surprisingly clear and cold.
" It's alright Artemis, Lav just has issues seeing as how she just got dumped by Anthony Goldstein because he caught her shagging Marcus Flint and Roger Davies." Luna sneered Lavender gasped. " How did you know that?"
Luna smiled sweetly, " The nargles told me of course. Tell me Lavender are you a slut because you want to be or because you know that you have such a shit personality that all your good for is a good fuck?" Luna asked innocently. Artemis snickered.
" And you're obviously not even good at that if they keep dumping you." Luna continued coldly. Lavender gasped and her eyes started to shine.
" Aww Lovely I think you hurt her feelings. Poor baby." Artemis cooed. Luna scoffed.
" Puh-lease she'll be over it and back on her back-oops I mean feet, in no time." Luna said. Artemis laughed, while Luna smirked at Lavender.
Lavender gasped and made to run out the room when Professor Snape walked in.
" Miss Brown, where do you think your going?" Snape sneered.
" She-she called me a whore!" Lavender yelled pointing at Luna who looked at Snape with a grin.
" It's true I did, but it's the truth." Luna said shrugging. Snape starred at her for a minute.
" Well I'm glad someone in this damn school addressed it." Snape said. Everyone gasped.
" Miss Brown, go and clean yourself up. And then report immediately back to class." Snape said.
The class sat in shocked silence as lessons began, today they would be making the truth serum. Luna and Artemis were of course paired together. Luna set up the caldron as Artemis got the ingredients.
As they worked Luna and Artemis both started humming a tune to the song they learned on the island that they always sang when they were cooking.
They worked in perfect sync, students couldn't help but stare at them even professor Snape seemed intrigued.
Towards the end of class as Snape began checking potions, he was surprised to find that Artemis' and Luna's was perfect.
When the bell range, Artemis and Luna skipped merrily to their next class. When it came time for lunch, the girls headed down to the lake and sat under the shade of a tree.
They sipped on sodas and ate sandwiches. They were having a great time when they were approached by the 3 female members of the Quidditch team.
" Oh this should be fun." Luna said and Artemis smirked at her.
" Hey, Loony!" Angelina Johnson barked. Luna closed her eyes and sighed.
" Artemis, please tell whoever that is that my name in Luna, not Loony. God some people are so ignorant." Luna said. Angelina's mouth dropped open.
" Look Loony, we heard about what you said to Brown, it was uncalled for." Katie Bell sneered. Luna snickered as did Artemis.
" We don't like you attacking one of us like that." Alicia Spinnet said. Luna laughed and looked at Artemis.
" Don't you just admire that Gryffindor spirit? Always looking out for the little guy or huge slut in this case." Luna asked.
Artemis nodded slowly, " Yeah, you really gotta admire that amount to stupidity." Artemis said.
" Why you…" Angelina growled pulling out her wand. Only to have Luna wave her hand, and the wand went flying into her hand.
Artemis waved her hand as well and Katie and Alicia's wands flew into her hand. The three chaser's mouths dropped open.
" What seems to be the problem here?" two identical voices said. The chasers smiled in relief at the sight of the Weasley twins.
" They took our wands." Angelina said. The twins turned to the two girls in question.
" Luna, why wasn't I made aware that this school had a set of fine ass twins?" Artemis mused out loud. " I would have been here a lot sooner."
The twins actually blushed. As Luna laughed.
" Well I think we're done here, next time you want to confront us, try and reign in that Gryffindor stupidity." Luna said.
" See ya around boys." Artemis said, before she and Luna turned to walk away.
" Oh and one more thing, nice day for a swim isn't it?" Luna asked before they threw the 3 wands into the lake.
Once again the girls were the first to arrive in DADA and set up in the front of the class.
Soon students were filing into the classroom.
A throat cleared above their desk and looked up to see the "Golden Trio" standing above them.
" Yes?" Artemis said popping her gum.
" You're in our seat." Hermione said.
Artemis and Luna looked at each other.
" There are several other seats to sit at, sit there." Artemis said.
" But we always sit in the front during DADA." Ron said frustrated
" Then sit over there." Luna said pointing to the other side.
Hermione rolled her eyes, " Look Luna why don't you just move?"
Luna arched an eyebrow. " No." she said simply.
" No?" Harry asked.
" Did I stutter? I said no we're not moving, now go find a different seat." Luna said waving a hand dismissively.
The trio stood there shocked.
" Are-are you barking?" Ron asked.
Luna grinned a feral grin. " No, I'm Loony remember?" she sneered.
Artemis giggled as the shocked Gryffindors made there way to the other side of the room.
The rest of the day went without incident and soon it was dinner.
As Fred and George walked from last period toward the Great Hall, a letter seemed to appear out of nowhere and dropped on the ground.
" What could this be?" Fred asked his twin as he picked up the envelope.
Dear Weasley Twins,
We would be honored if you would join us for dinner this evening in our apartment. We have much to discuss with you. We're at the end of the abandoned corridor on the 5th floor.
Sincerely,
Mistresses of the Sea and Moon
The twins looked at eachother.
" What do you think Feorge?"
" I think we should go, Gred."
" Agreed." And they made their way to the 5th floor.
They came upon a lone door at the end of the hall. Music was coming out from the door. The twins looked at each other before knocking. A few moments later Luna opened the door. She had changed out of her school uniform and into a pair of black leggings and an off the shoulder sweater.
" Ahh so you came after all. Please come in." she said and the twins stepped into a very spacious apartment. A delicious smell was coming from the kitchen as they took off their shoes and put their bags down.
They followed Luna into the living room, which was connected to the kitchen. Artemis had the stereo on as she moved around the kitchen.
" Look who's here Artie?" Luna said. Artemis looked up from the vegetables she was chopping and smiled at the twins.
Her hair was in a sloppy bun and she was dressed similarly to Luna.
" Ahh, the fine ass twins. So you decided to come." she stated. The twins were momentarily stunned by the fine ass twins comment.
" Well, you piqued our curiosity…" Fred started.
" So we thought why not take a chance…" George continued.
" What's life with risked?" they said together grinning.
Artemis looked at Luna, who grinned.
" See, I told you you'd like them." Luna said. She walked into the kitchen and started stirring a steaming pot.
" Well c'mon then, make yourselves useful." Artemis said beckoning them into the kitchen. The twins sheepishly walked into the kitchen.
" We don't know how to cook." they said together.
" Well, now's a good time to learn." Luna said, dragging George over to the counter where Luna was preparing the cake batter.
C'mon, you can help me chop these onions." Artemis said, brining Fred over to the cutting board. Turns out the twins were actually very good in the kitchen, and before long the four of them were sitting down to a nice dinner of pasta with chicken and tomato sauce.
" Oh my god, this is delicious." Fred said.
" Yeah, better than mum." George said. Luna and Artemis grinned.
" Thank you." they said at the exact same time. The twins looked at them shocked.
" What thought you were the only ones who do that?" Luna asked.
" Puh-lease, Luna and my as well be twins seeing as how we were born on the same day…" Artemis started.
" …In the same hospital room." Luna continued.
" The first thing we saw were our parents." Artemis said.
" The second…" Luna continued.
" Each other." they said together, smiling at one another.
" Woah, is that…" Fred started.
" What we sound like?" George finished.
" Yup." the girls said together.
" So you're probably wondering why we asked you hear." Artemis said.
" Basically, I have a serious bone to pick with the students of this school, bar you two, Luna told me you never made fun of her, even stuck up for her." Artemis said.
" We want revenge, no one needs to get hurt, but they don't get to get away with treating my Luna like that." Artemis growled.
" Wow, you guys are really close huh?" George said.
" Imagine if you were getting letters from Fred sounding all depressed and the pages stained with tears, then tell me how you would react." Artemis said. Geroge glanced at his twin.
" I'd prank them all into oblvivon." he said.
" Exactly, which is what we're going to do. Luna tells me you boys are quite the pranksters." Artemis said as the twins perked up.
" Well we don't like to brag…" They said together.
" Artie and I want to give the students a taste of their own medicine." Luna said.
" But we need your help." Artemis said.
" What's asking is if you would be interested in a partnership, an equal partnership. We'll the greatest pranksters Hogwarts has ever seen since the marauders." Luna said.
The twins looked at eachother.
" The catch though, you'd be pranking your friends and siblings…" Artemis said trailing off.
" Eh, not really friends, we're closest to each other. And as for Ron and Ginny, well Ron a git and Ginny's not exactly the nicest girl in the word." Fred said.
" Yeah we love them but this would be a good wake-up call." George said.
" So, do we have a deal?" Luna grinned, the twins looked at each other and stood up holding out their hands.
" We have a deal." they said together. They were surprised when the girls didn't take their hands but instead found themselves tackled in a hug.
" Oh this is gonna fun." Artie said with a feral grin on her face. An hour later the twins walked into the common room, with huge grins on their faces and left over cake in their hands.
" Where have you two been, you missed dinner." Ron said. Fred and George looked at each other and grinned.
" Ahh dear ickle ronniekins…" Fred started.
" Did you miss us at dinner…" George continued.
" Miss our glowing overwhelming presence." Fred cooed. Each twin pinched a cheek.
" Get off. Forget I asked." he said.
" Oh dear brother, all will be revealed in time." they said before going up the stairs.
The next morning the twins were searching for the girls in the great hall when they came walking through the door.
Artie had on her altered uniform with black converses. While Luna was dressed similarly but she had black wedge heels on.
They talked to themselves as they took a seat at the Ravenclaw table, before long a house elf popped up next to Fred and handed him a note, before popping away.
Dear Gred and Feorge,
Figured we'd give you a preview of just how good we are. xoxo A&L
The letter turned to dust as soon as the twins finished reading it. Before they could ponder what the letter meant Lavender Brown stood up and announced to the entire hall.
" I've had 20 pregnancy scares this year." she blurted out, before covering her mouth.
" I slept with my best friends dad." Marietta Edgecomb, one of Luna's more terrible tormentors shouted.
" I wet the bed till I was 13." Malfoy yelled. All of sudden students all over the hall were blurting out their most emberrassing information. Even the twins and the girls were affected but less severely.
They looked toward the Ravenclaw table where Luna and Artemis who smiled at the twins and blew them a kiss.
The twins looked at them mouths agape. The girls simultaneously stood up and walked out the hall, winking at the boys as they passed.
It was later in the day when the girls were sitting in charms with Slytherine, when the slytherins got their first dose of Luna and Artemis.
Luna and Artemis were sitting in charms behind Daphne Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson, who were gossiping about Luna.
" Can believe that Loony, who does she think she is?" Pansy snarked.
" I know right, I don't care what she does, she'll still always be the loony girl nobody likes." Daphne laughed. Artemis and Luna looked at each other.
" Wow Daphne your hair is so pretty." Luna said
" Well of course it is Loony." Daphne sneered before turning back to her paper.
Artemis raised an eyebrow and looked at Luna, who grinned at her and nodded. Artemis blew a large bubble with her gum, before leaning over and popping it silently in Daphne's hair. She waved her hand to make it extra sticky. Luna and her had to stifle their laughter. The silently went back to work.
" Ahh! My hair!" A loud shriek disturbed them a few moments later. Daphne was holding her hair trying to get the gum out. Professor Flitwick rushed over.
" Miss Greengrass, what seems to be the matter?" he asked.
" There's something in my hair." Daphne shrieked.
" I think it's bubble gum, professor." Luna piped up innocently.
" Oh dear, well let's get you to Madame Pomfrey." Professor Flitwick said.
It was a laughing Luna and Artemis who met the twins outside their herbology class.
" What's got you two…" Fred started.
" Laughing so hard." George finished.
The girls relayed the stories of what happened and the twins howled.
" You devious little girls." They said together.
" Thank you." the girls said together.
" Shall we head to the great hall?" Fred asked.
" Actually, we were wondering if you gentlemen would like to join us for a picnic?" Artemis said.
" A picnic?" the twins asked together.
" Yeah, it's beautiful out today and we don't feel like eating in that stuffy hall." Artemis said.
" So, will you join us. We'd hate to eat alone." Luna said, batting her eyelashes at George. George looked to his twin.
" Well how can we say no to two lovely ladies such as yourself?" Fred said. Holding out his arm to Artemis, who graciously took it.
The girls led them to a tree by the great lake where a picnic blanket was already set up with a picnic basket in the middle.
" So, what's for lunch?" Fred asked as he and Artemis took a seat across from George and Luna.
Artemis opened the basket and pulled out several different sandwiches, crisps, and 4 bottles of cream soda. Lastly they pulled out 4 cupcakes.
" Wow! You guys made all this?" George asked.
" We made the cupcakes, but the elves prepared everything else." Luna said.
" Dig in." Artemis said.
30 minutes later
" No way, really?" Artemis said laughing.
" Yep. You should have seen Ron's face, he cried for a month." Fred said. The group had been sitting and talking for the past half an hour. Shoes were taken off and ties loosened. The girls shared stories from their life on the island and boys talked about their childhood.
The bell rang all too soon.
" Would you girls like to sit with us at dinner tonight?" Fred asked.
" We wouldn't want to cause you guys any trouble with your house." Artemis said.
" No trouble that we don't want will be caused. We're not really friends with any of them, most of them are just teammates." George.
" Besides isn't the whole plan to cause trouble?" Fred grinned.
" If you're sure…" Luna said.
" We're positive." the twins said together.
" Alright, see you at dinner." the girl smiled before walking to transfiguration with Gryffindor.
" Today students we will be discussing animigmus'. Who can tell me what an Anamigmus is." McGonagall began.
" Correct Miss Granger…."
" Excuse me profesor, but it is possible to have more than on animigmus form." Artemis said.
" That's impossible, no books say anything about their ever being a witch or wizard with more than one form." Hermione said matter-of-fact.
" Of course because obviously the authors of these books are all knowing." Luna scoffed.
" Do you have proof of this Miss Galecki?" McGonagall asked.
" Of course professor, if you would allow me to demonstrate." Artemis said. Before everyone's eyes Artemis morphed into bigger than average black mamba, with slitted brown eyes. The classroom gasped as she slithered up to where Hermione was saying.
She hissed into the wide-eyed girls face.
" What'd she say Harry?" Ron asked.
" She asked if your books had anything about her?" Harry said. Luna walked over to their desk and held out her arm for Artemis to wrap around.
" And for our next trick." Luna said and flung Artemis across the room.
Mid-air Artemis transformed into a striking barn owl. She flew to Luna and perched on her shoulder.
The students and the professor were in awe. Artemis jumped into the air and transformed back into her normal self.
The rest of the class was less eventful. When the students walked into the Great Hall they were discussing Artemis and Luna.
Hermione especially was having trouble coming to terms with what Artemis had done, she had never read anything that said that what she had done was possible.
She was so absorbed in her thoughts she didn't even notice when Luna and Artemis took seats beside each other at the Gryffindor table.
" What are you two doing here?" Alicia sneered. The girls ignored her as Artemis had her beats headphones on and was reading a book and Luna was flipping through a magazine.
" Hey Loony, I'm talking to you." Alicia sneered. She continued to be ignored.
" Loon- I mean Luna, why aren't you and Artemis sitting at the Ravenclaw table?" Neville asked.
" Because we asked them to sit with us." Fred said, coming and sitting on the other side of Artemis. George sat on the other side of Luna, so the girls were sitting next to each other with a twin on each side.
" Hello boys." they chorused together.
" Good evening ladies, how was your day today?" Fred asked.
" Oh it was most excellent wouldn't you say Luna?" Artemis grinned.
" Oh definitely." Luna nodded.
" I see that look of mischief in your eyes, what did you two do?" George asked. The girls recounted their experience in transfiguration.
" Wow, so wait not only are you both full anamigni but you each have two forms?" Fred asked.
" Yup." they girls chorused.
" Wow, you two just got a whole lot cooler-" Fred stated.
" And a whole lot hotter." George finished, before both the twins blushed realizing what George had just revealed.
" Aww here that Luna they think we're hot." Artemis teased.
" You're not so bad yourself." Luna winked at the guys.
At that moment Daphne Greengrass walked into the hall with a large witches hat on her head. Luna and Artemis smirked at each other before a mysterious gust of wind blew the hat off revealing Daphne's once long luxurious hair was not cut short to her ears.
The entire hall gasped as Daphne covered her head and ran out of the great hall.
The twins looked at the girls who were laughing hysterically.
" You know Fred, I think Hogwarts just got a lot more interesting." George said to his twin as the girls turned to them with true mischief in their eyes.
" Indeed, brother, indeed." Fred said.
Alright like I said new story! Please Review, No flames please. This is a really long chapter 18 pages! And I've been working on it for about 3 months. There are probably a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes and I will try and work on those, but for now what you see is what you get. Much Love.