Wigi Time
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Nintendo characters. I do own the jokes….Ahem, bare with me on this peoples. This is my first fan fiction. I am not big on pairings Nintendo characters, I just write them. If you are offended by this story, then, ummmm…….. I can only say that you get offended really easy unless you're Italian. I would love reviews after this. Even if it's a lil flame. I'll deal with it. The Mario brother's accents are bad but I tried…EnJoY
Bowser-Curse you Mario! Curse you!
Mario- You-a lose again-a Bowser
Bowser- Damn, I can't understand half the crap you have been saying. Just do some sign language or speak some English, is that so hard.
Mario- Peach, you–a safe-a now. (Mario runs to peach. Luigi appeared out of a small bush that was hiding him from Bowser's and Mario's fight. He ran to Princess Peach and Mario.)
Luigi- Peach ima glad you-a safe. (He blushes)
Mario- No-a thanks to-a you. You-a run like a lil bitch-a Luigi.
(Luigi's blush turned to anger and embarrassment.)
Luigi- that's not-a fair Mario ima not-a use to-a the drama on- a Christmas, in a party, in-a 3:00 in-a morning. It's-a too much-a.
Mario- shut it the-a up.
(Bowser snucked behind Luigi and Mario while they have their little pointless argument and grabbed peach while keeping her quiet with his nasty hand over her mouth. She was hoping that he didn't just finish masturbating or scratching his stanky ass with that hand.
Luigi- maybe I-a should not-a save you from king- a boo.
Mario- you-a nothing with-a out me. Nothing-a but-a crap-a.
(Bowser stopped doing what he was doing to hear the brothers fight that was stupid and pointless.)
Bowser- This is some funny ass shit here.
Mario and Luigi- somethings-a smell (they started to smell around for a while but then continued to argue. They actually forgot what they were arguing about because of the smell).
Mario- I'm-a sexy and-a you know it-a, I shake-my-a ass and- a show it.
Luigi- not-a sassy one-a but a classy one-a.
Bowser- What the fuck are they arguing about? (Peach ended up fainting from Browser's stench. Bowser then continued sneaking away with peach but ended up tripping over a drunk toad that know one like, falling over with a loud boom. He stares at the brothers to see if they have notice his loud fall, but instead they were doing some weird dance, and still arguing).
Mario and Luigi- Crank-a dat Soulja boy…. Right-a Peach.
(The brothers finally realized that Princess Peach was missing. They started looking for her with their eyes but could not concentrate well because of that awful smell making their eyes water).
Mario- Oh-a god-a Luigi you-a killing me-a, take a bath.
Luigi- you-a need a bath-a with-a soap-a.
(They looked around for peach. Bowser started to crawl knowing that he would get caught sooner or later if he have just laid their. The toad that he fell on, fainted from the stench.
Mario- Bowser it that-a you. You-a smelling-a like that-a.
(Luigi sees a passed out Peach being clutched in Bowser's hand.
Luigi- Peach!!
(Browser jumps from the ground to attack Mario, leaving passed out Peach behind).
Luigi- Here I come Peachy!
(That was the end of the story, thank you for taking your time off to read this story of my reading. Sorry for the language but…… that's how it's gonna be. It gets worst. Chapter 2 coming soon I remember Luigi's Birthday