Remus Plays a Little Prank
Remus recently discovered Snape's love of Drarry fan fiction. He didn't really mean to find out but when he saw the potion master's book on his desk he couldn't resist and took a peek to see what was on the page (curiosity killed the cat not the werewolf after all). Seeing the Drarry fan fiction Remus couldn't help but chuckle a bit and being a Marauder he started to formulate a plan to prank Snape using the new information. Remus watched Snape for a few days and discovered that Snape left his classroom at exactly 5:15 pm everyday for some random reason (maybe making his hair more greasy?). Remus decided that a Friday would be a good idea for his prank and printed out of the most graphic Snarry fan fiction know to my eyes and replaced the Drarry fan fiction with it. The moment the deed was done Remus bolted into a nearby classroom and just in time for Snape went back into his classroom and picked up his book. He continued to read his story 'and then Snape crushed his lips against Harry's…'
"What the hell of holy Merlin's underpants am I reading!" Snape quickly looked at the title and in small print to the right of the title read a little note from Remus saying 'enjoy my little gift you slimy git' Snape was shocked for a bit. "…What…What…REMUS YOU BLOODY FLEA BAG I AM GOING TO SKIN YOU FOR THIS!" A few classrooms down Remus was bending over laughing as the sounds of great displeasure rang through the dungeons. Now to get through dinner, thought Remus.
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Disclaimer (AT THE BOTTOM BECAUSE IT LOOKS SEXIER DOWN HERE): I own nothing really so meh. There you have it.