Hi guys this is my first story on this sight and basically it's just a gender bent version of the first season.
I'm going to try to stay as close to the original show as I can.
I hope you guys enjoy it because for some reason I always think that gender bent stories are pretty interesting… but that may just be me.
If your just randomly reading this and you like it (or even if you don't) I recommend watching total drama because… it's awesome.
I own nothing what so ever so do not sue me for I have no money and I am that creepy hobo sleeping in the alleyway near your house.
Now on with the story.
A 30-ish old looking woman with shoulder length black hair with dark grey streaks in it , in green-ish pants and a navy blue collared t-shirt over a long sleaved white shirt, with a giant cheesy smile pops up on screen "Yo, where coming at you live from camp wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host Christine McLane dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now." She starts walk down the dock "here's the deal twenty two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They will compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three day one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat and leave total dram island for good. Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic camp fire ceremony, where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow" Christine is suddenly in front of a campfire and some tree stumps, "in the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune which let's face it they will probably blow in a week, to survive they will have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disguising camp food and each other. Every moment will be caught on the hundreds of camera situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure; find out here right now on, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND."
*Cue theme song*
A bunch of camera pop out of the ground and trees. The camera zooms through the grass and quickly moves past Chris arguing with someone on the phone.
To mum and dad I'm doing fine,
The camera goes into the water showing Owena swimming then farting to make herself go faster, a fish swims into the fart and dies.
You guys are on my mind,
The camera goes out of the water to show Brett and Georgie I their bathers on a surfboard looking into each other's eyes romantically, then Owenas fart comes out of the water and when it hits their noses they both make a disgusted face.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see,
An eagle picked up the dead fish and dropped it near DJ who was sitting on a tree stump happily with birds and squirrel sitting calmly all over him, when the fish fell to the ground though all the animals attack her and she ran off screaming.
I wanna be famous
Dena saw DJ running and screaming and started laughing but stopped when she saw Curt stare at her like she was an idiot.
I wanna live close to the sun
Leshawn and Heathcliff were hitting each other while sitting on a raft then they fell down a waterfall.
Go pack your bags cause I've already one
Harriet was standing on a cracked log practising kung-fu then Izzy came down swinging on a vine and crashed into her.
Everything to prove nothing in my way,
They both bashed into an outside toilet and Lewis fell out with his pants around his ankle and his pink underwear showing.
I'll get their one day
It shows chef with her hand in a big pot of green sludge smirking at Nora and Ezzy who were tied up they looked at each other in fear.
Cause I wanna be famous
It's showed Tyler and Evan having an arm wrestle Evan looked like he was having an easy time while Tyler looked like she was struggling and she was trying to push Evan hand down with both of hers but Evan one anyway. The camera moves to Kade and Sage smiling and admiring Justine who was looking at herself with two mirrors.
Na na nanana na nana nana na na nana nana na
A seagull with a soft drink rings around its neck is sitting in the water a fish jumps out of the water only to be eaten by a shark and then a giant tentacle brings the seagull under the water.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Blake turns the camera towards himself and starts turning his fire batons then he throws it up into the air.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous,
Its suddenly night time and the camera goes to Glenn and Trish smiling at each other, Glenn shyly and Trish happily, while Trish plays her guitar then Cody puts her and on both of their shoulders and jumps up looking at Glenn excitedly her eyes quickly going to Trish's guitar, Glenn and Trish jump back and look at Cody with shock and slight fear. The camera zooms out to show all twenty two campers sitting in a circle whistling the theme song.
*End theme song*
Christine is standing on the dock of shame "welcome back to total drama island, all right it's time to meet our first eleven campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort so if they seen a little TO'ed that's probably why"
The camera moves to a white boat just leaving to show a short, slightly chubby, white teenage boy with short dark brown hair, big glasses covering his small black eyes and braces, he had long pink pants, off white sneakers and a bright green t-shirt with and moss green singlet thrown over the top of it, the singlet had buttons and pins randomly stuck all over it, He was standing next to a orange and yellow striped suitcase.
"Blake what's up?"
Blake ran up to Christine and gave her a giant hug "It's so incredulous to meet you, wow you look much older in real life" He then waved at the camera.
Christine gave her an annoyed look and wiped her shirt. "Uhhh… thanks"
The camera went to another boat that was dropping off a very tall, muscular and dark skinned girl, she had she had short dark brown hair that reached the middle of the neck and small black eyes, she was wearing a white beanie and moss green t-shirt with a orange D on the front the t-shirt had a white rim around the neck sleeves and bottom, she was wearing gray knee length shorts and brown thongs. She was holding two large gym bags, one blue one grey.
"DJ" Christine reaches out for a high five.
DJ puts down her bags with a smile still on her face "Yo, Christine McLean, how's it going," she returns Christine's high five, she then looks around "hey you sure you got the right place here, where's the hot tub at"
Christine got a large cocky smile on her face "Yo dawg this is it, camp wawanakwa"
DJ just glared at her and stoped off, "hmp, looked a lot different on the application form"
The third boat had already dropped off a very, very pale average sized boy, he had black hair with teal highlights, black eyes, he was wearing a black singlet over a light blue t-shirt, over a dark green long sleeved shirt, he had black shorts on with teal pockets and he was wearing large black boots. "Yo Glenn" Christine said.
Glenn turned from his suitcases and scowled at her then picked up his suit cases and walked up to Christine "You mean were staying here"
Christine smiled and pointed at Glenn "No your staying here, my crib is an airstream with an ac thata-way"
Glenn glared at her "I did not sign up for this"
Christine pulled out some papers "actually you did" Glenn grabbed the papers a ripped them in half then smiled at Christine, "the great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies.
"I am not staying hear" Glenn grabbed his bags and started to walk off.
Christine grabbed her papers again "Cool I hope you can swim though because your ride just left"
Glenn looked longingly at the boat then turned back to Christine "Jerk"
Another boat came up blasting music with a average sized white girl dancing she had with shoulder length messy blond hair, blue eyes and a cleft chin, she was wearing a open pink jacket over a dark blue sleeveless top she had dark denim short shorts a brownish green bracelet, a off white necklace made of small stones and a cowboy hat.
She does a front flip off the boat and lands on the feet then someone throws her suit case next to her, she gives them a smile and thumbs up "Christine McLean, sup girl" she gives her a fist bump "it's an honour to meet you girl"
"What up Georgie, welcome to the island"
"Thanks girl"
Glenn stared at them then looked at Dj "if they say 'sup girl' again I'm gonna puke"
Georgie high fived Christine again then walks off to the rest of the group.
"Everybody this is Lewis" Christine points at a tall muscular white boy, he had bright blue eyes, pretty and short blond hair covered in a bright blue bandanna, he was wearing a light brown singlet over the top of a bright red one, he had bright orange shorts and was wearing cowboy boots. Christine whispers to the camera "not too shabby".
"Hi, ok you look so familiar" Lewis points to Christine.
"I'm Christine McLean" Lewis still looks confused and Christine smile drops "the host of the show"
"Oh that's where I know you from"
"Uhhh… yeah"
The next contestant walks on to the dock, a very intimidating, very tall, muscular Asian boy , he has grey eyes, a cleft chin and long strait black hair that goes down to his waist, a little above his hips, he's wearing a faded red singlet and faded green knee length shorts and faded red and black thongs. He was wearing gray sunglasses; he took off his sunglasses, looked around and glared at Christine then walked past him without a word.
"Heathcliff" Christine said as he walked past
Blake ran up to Heathcliff excitedly "looks like we're your new friends for the next eight week" but because of his braces he accidently spat on him, Heathcliff gave him a disgusted look and reeled back flinching every time Blake talked.
Suddenly rock music started playing and all the campers looked towards the next boat that was carrying a average sized white girl with one leg on the speaker and the other on the ground, she looked angry and had with messy shoulder length black hair with a large messy green Mohawk type mop of hair on her head, she had a monobrow, teal eyes, one ear piercing in her right ear and two in her left she also has an eyebrow piercing on the left side, she was wearing a black spiked choker, a black t-shirt with a scull over a off-white t-shirt, a black wrist band on her right wrist, dark blue knee length shorts and red and off-white sneakers. She jumped off the boat and glared at Christine.
"Dena, dude"
"I don't like surprises" she raised her fist threateningly.
"Yeah your patrol officer warned me about that and she also told me to give her a holler any time and have you returned to juvie"
Dena sniffed "ok then" she then walked to the rest of the campers; she walked past Heathcliff, "meet you by the campfire gorgeous".
Heathcliff just glared at her "drop dead you skeeze", Dena just smiled and kept walking. "I'm calling my parents you cannot make me stay here" Heathcliff walked up to his bags.
Christine just pulled out the contract, a boat honked and the camera moved to the next boat that had a girl water skiing off the back it "ladies and gentlemen, Tyler". The white girl had shoulder length messy brown hair, brown eyes, she was wearing a red and white bandana and a red jumpsuit with two white T's on the right side and a white zipper, and she had white sneakers with red patters on them. She suddenly tripped let go of the boat and did a bunch of somersaults on top of the water until she bashed into the dock and went flying past all the campers and landed on the piles of suitcases. Blake, DJ and Glenn all saw this and went "ohh oww".
Tyler then landed in the water and splashed it all over Heathcliff. "Uhg, what the hell dude"
"Wicked wipe-out man" Christine yelled out at her, Tyler just stuck her thumbs up out of the water. Then DJ and Georgie saw this and gave each other thumbs up while Glenn just glared at them both. Heathcliff wall back next to Blake now soaking wet and Blake waved at him and Dena but her arm around Lewis's waist and smirked at him while he just gave her a confused look.
Christine was laughing at all of them until she hear a deep sigh behind her and their stood a very skinny and tall-ish white girl with green tinted glasses covering her small black eyes and shoulder length Auburn hair, she was wearing a long sleeved pink to with a blue top over the top of it the blue top had a pink and yellow spaceship on it and it had a green collar and green on the tips of it sleaves, she also had long moss green pants and large off-white, blue and green sneakers, she was holding a keyboard "welcome to camp Harriet"
Harriet looks around silently; Blake finally said "what's she looking at" to DJ.
Harriet finally looks back at Christine "So you mean this shows gonna be at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something"
"You got it"
Harriet brings her fist down in happiness "Yes that is so much more favourable to my skills" she walks to the rest of the group and Georgie smiles at her
Christine just stairs at her and shudders. Then the next contestant walks up "contestant number nine is Trish".
"Hey good to meet you girl, I saw you on that figure skating show nice work" says a average sized white girl with messy black hair that goes slightly past her shoulders, bright green eyes, a cleft chin and she is wearing a cameo shirt that sleaves go down to her elbows with a faded green t-shirt over the top, the faded green t-shirt has a black handprint on the front, she had ling black pants and green sneakers. Trish and Christine do the triple fist bump thing.
"Hey thanks girl, I knew I rocked that show"
Blake puts up his hand "I saw that, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head so they got immunity that week"
Harriet looked at her "lucky, I hope I get dropped on my head"
Lewis looked at both of them and smiled "me too"
Trish looked around "so this is it" the camera zoomed to the rest of the campers, Heathcliff was glaring at everyone and twisting all the water out of his long hair while the rest of the campers just looked bored, then Harriet stuck her finger up her nose "alrighty then" she walked over and stood next to Glenn, Trish smiled at him but he just looked away and glared off into the distance, then he looked back at her and gave her a shy smile.
The next boat pulled up and it was holding an average sized white boy with blond hair in a pony tail that went a little higher than half way down her back, olive eyes and she was wearing a light blue hoodie and dark blue board shorts with brown thongs. He was holding a surfboard he hoped off the boat and walked up to Christine "hey what's up"
"Alright our surfer dude Brett"
Dena snorted "nice board this ain't Malibu honey"
"I thought we were going to be on a beach"
Christine said "We are" the camera switched to a very polluted patch of sand where the seagull with soft drink rings around its neck then it got pulled into the ocean by the tide.
Brett sighed "great"
"Alright that makes…" Brett reaches down to grab his bag and accidently knocks Christine over the head with his surfboard "oww darn it that hurts"
Brett walks up to all the contestants "Hey guys"
"Hey I'm Georgie"
Brett turns around to see her and nearly wacks Trish, Harriet and Dena over the head with his surf board "what's up"
"Dang watch the board man" Harriet says angrily.
"Hi I'm Blake"
Brett turns again and nearly hit the three girls again "Hey"
"Ok we've all met surfer dude can we move on with the show please" Heathcliff says while still wringing out his hair.
"What did someone miss their cappuccino macchiato this morning" Dena said teasingly
"Get bent"
The next boat pulls up Christine grabs her head in announce "your next camper is Nora"
"did you get my memo about my life threatening allergies" said a short skinny tan girl with dark brown eyes and very dark brown hair, wearing a long sleaved white shirt with a teal collard button up t-shirt over the top with a bright red vest over top of that, she had faded green knee length shorts and green, white and orange sneakers.
"I'm sure someone did"
"Good is this were we're staying"
"No it's you mothers house and we're throwing a party" said Dena smiling sadistically and cracking her knuckles threateningly.
"Cute nice piercing original, did you do them yourself"
Dena grabbed he lip and bulled out a needle "yeah you want one"
"Uhhh no thanks, can I have my lip back please" Dena let go of her lip "thanks"
The next boat he a slightly larger short very dark skinned boy with short black hair, brown eyes and he was wearing an off-white t-shirt with four red circle fruits on the front and knee length denim pants with brown thongs. "What up ya'll Leshawn is in the house"
Harriet gasped.
Leshawn walked up to Christine "you baby hey how you doing how's it going" they high five as he walks past her "feel free to quit now and save yourself the trouble, cause I can to win" she walks up to DJ "oh what's up my sister give me some sugar baby" they high five.
Harriet pops up and stairs at him "I've never seen a guy like you in real life before"
"Excuse me"
"Your real big and loud and gangster wannabe type"
"What did you just say to me, oh no you din't, you have not seen anything yet I'll show you wannabe baby" he started stoping up to her. Harriet got into a karate position and Brett and DJ held him back "oh yeah you want some of this well c'mon then"
Christine butted in "alright campers settle down"
Leshawn fixed his shirt and looked at Harriet and Harriet smiled at him.
The boat drops off the next two campers two boys one is skinny and tall with tan skin and short black hair with black eyes, the other is short and fat with light skin and the same hair and eyes they were both wearing knee length pink shorts and black and white striped singlets with pink thongs.
"Guys, Sade, Kade welcome to your new home for eight weeks"
"Oh my gosh Sade look it's a summer camp"
"Ok I've always wanted to go to a summer camp yay"
Christine just stared at them and scratched her head, then the next boat pulled up and off hopped a short pale girl with grey eyes, messy brown hair under a teal beanie wearing a white t-shirt with a moss green hoodie over the top with teal long pants and green/grey sneakers "Ezzy what's up girl"
Ezzy looks up and points to the sky "Uhhh… I think I see a bird" Trish laughs at this.
Christine puts her hand on her shoulder "ok look dude, I know you don't get out much and you've been homeschooled your whole life, just try not to say too much and get kicked off to early, ok"
"Yes sir"
Glenn pointed at Ezzy "that's just…wow"
The boat dropped off the next person it was a short white girl with messy brown hair just past her shoulders, teal eyes and a gap in between her front teeth she was wearing a green-ish white long sleaved top with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows with a off-white t-shirt over the top the t-shirt had a red strip and a green stripe across the front, she has teal long pants and dark green and off-white shoes. "Cody, Codester, the Codemister" then they high fived.
"Dudes, sicked to be here man, see the guys have arrived all right"
She popped back and looked like she was about to say something to Leshawn but he just put his finger on the lip "save it short stuff".
Next a very Muscular angry looking white guy walks onto the dock he has short black hair, a monobrow, hazel eyes and a mole above her top lip, he's wearing a dark blue singlet with even darker blue short, high white and blue socks and white and blue sneakers.
"Evan, nice glad you could make it" Christine said as Evan walked past her, ignoring her completely.
Cody reached out for a high five but he just dropped his suitcase on her toe "Oww what's in their dumbbells" she said while gripping her toe.
"Yes"
Dena and DJ looked at him the Dena said "she's all your dude"
The boat dropped off the next person "WOO HOO! Christine what's happening" said a very chubby white girl she had black eyes and blond shoulder length hair she was wearing a white top with a teal maple leaf on the front, green shorts and green and white sneakers. She laughed "this is awesome WOOOO HOOOO!"
"Owena welcome!"
Owena picked Christine up in a giant bear hug, and you could hear a crack, "awesome to be here man YEAHHH! Man this is just so…"
"Awesome" Glenn said
"Yes awesome WOOOO are you gonna be on my team"
"Oh I sure hope so" Glenn said sarcastically
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Christine who was still in Owena arms looked ticked off "you about finished"
"Sorry dude I'm just so sicked"
"Cool and here comes Curt"
A average sized tan guy with short neat brown hair, freckles, black eyes and wearing grey and green shoes, moss green tight pants, a white shirt that goes down to his elbows and a grey vest that only goes a little higher over the top was waving and smiling at the camera politely, Christine helped him off the boat "thank you" she walked up to the rest of the campers "hi you must be the other contestants, its really nice to meet you all"
Owena shook his hand "hoes it going, I'm Owena"
"nice to meet you Owwow" Curt turned his head and saw a tall, tan girl with bright blue eyes and shoulder length dark brown hair she was wearing a dark green t-shirt, long denim jeans, green thongs and is wearing a necklace with a green-ish charm on it.
Most of the campers were staring at her and Owena had sparkles in her eyes and had a big smile on her face. Sage fainted; Kade and Evan were just staring longingly"
"This is Justine welcome to Total Drama Island" Justine and Christine bumped fists.
"Thanks Christine this is great"
"Just so you know we picked you based entirely on your looks"
Justine shrugged "I can deal with that"
Owena ran up to her "I like your pants"
"Thanks"
"They look like their all worn out" she laughed "did you buy them like that"
"Uh no I've just had them for a while"
"Oh cool" she gave her the thumbs up then turned around and hit herself in the head "stupid"
The next person on the boat was an average sized white boy with curly ginger hair past his shoulders, bright green eyes and he is wearing a green singlet, light green knee length shorts, a green wrist band and green flats.
"Hey everyone Izzy"
"Hi Christine hi WAAHH!" Izzy came running off the boat and fell off slamming his chin on the edge of the dock then falling in the water.
Tyler laughed "ohh that was bad"
Curt ran up to the edge of the dock "Guy he could be seriously hurt" she pulled Izzy out of the water.
Izzy shook himself off like a dog "that felt, so, good except for hitting my chin is this a summer camp that is so cool, do you have paper mashie here, are we having lunch soon"
Owena pointed at Izzy "that is a good call"
"first things first we need a group photo for the promo, everyone on the end of the dock" Christine said, everyone went to the end of the dock a posed "ok one, two, three, opps ok forgot the lens cap, ok hold that pose one, two, oh no wait cards full, hang on"
Leshawn looked annoyed "come on man my face is starting to freeze"
"Got it, ok, everyone say wawanakwa"
"WawanakwaAAHH" the bridge collapsed under their weight.
Christine still took the photo of Owena holding onto a piece of the dock while Tyler, Harriet Heathcliff, Leshawn, Blake, Georgie and Sage all try to reach for some pieces of wood or swim to the top.
"OK guys dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten"
They were all standing at the campfire pit. "This is camp wawanakwa your home for the next eight weeks, the campers sitting around you will you cabin mates, your competition and maybe even you friends, ya dig" Harriet smiled at Dena and Dena just raised her fist at Harriet. "The camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest without getting voted off will win one hundred thousand dollars"
Dena walked up "excuse me what will the sleeping arrangements be because I'd like to request a bunk under him" she then pointed at Heathcliff.
"Ugh like I'd wanna share a bunk with you juvy"
"Sorry Dena the cabins aren't co-ed, girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
Lewis put his hand up "excuse me kylie can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the handsomest"
"Ok you are but that's not really how it works hear" said Christine, Lewis's face turned into a pout.
Kade then said "ok I have to live with Sage or I'll die"
"And I'll break out in hives, its true" Sage said in return
"This cannot be happening" Glenn said looking really annoyed
"Awww come on guys it'll be fun, it's like a big sleep over" Owena grabbed Tyler and Glenn in a headlock.
Tyler looked at Glenn "at least you don't have to sleep next to her" and he nudged his head towards Dena who was giving a deer a noogie.
The camera went back to Christine "here's the deal were gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over their Glenn, Trish, Heathcliff, Cody, Lewis, Blake, Kade, Owena, Leshawn, Justine and Nora from this moment on you are officially known as the screaming gophers" She threw a green flag with a green screaming gopher in the middle of it at them.
Owena caught it "Yeah I'm a gopher WOOO"
"Wait what about Sage" Kade asked
"the rest of you over here Georgie, Brett, DJ, Tyler, Sage, Izzy, Curt, Ezzy, Dena, Evan and Harriet, move, move, move, move."
"But Kade's a gopher I have to be a gopher" Sage cried.
Curt put his hand on Sage's shoulder "Sage is it c'mon it'll be ok"
"This is so unfair, I miss you Kade"
"I miss you to" Kade looked on the verge of tears.
"You Guys will officially be known as the Killer bass" Christine threw a red flag with an angry looking fish on it.
Harriet caught the flag "it's awesome, it's like amazing"
"Alright campers you and your team will be on camera in all public area during this competition"
*Static*
Christine: "you will also be able to share your inner most thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want let the audience at home know what you're really think or just get something off your chest"
*Static*
Glenn: "umm ok… so far this sucks"
*Static*
Lewis, with this butt in front of the camera: "Umm…I don't get it where's the camera guy"
*Static*
Duck, putting on lipstick: "Quack"
*Static*
Owen: "Hey every one, check this out I have something very important to say." Farts and laughs.
*Static*
"Alright, any questions, cool let's find you cabins" Christine walks up to both cabins, "Gophers you're in the east cabin, Bass you in the west".
They open the doors "bunk beds" Heathcliff says in disgust "isn't this a little summer camp"
Glenn walks past him and knocks him with his suit case "that's the idea genius"
"Ugh shut up weird Goth guy"
Cody walks up to Glenn "you're so smart, I feel that"
"Shouldn't you be on the girls side" Cody just smile at him. Then she gets thrown out then sees him and just walks off.
"Where are the outlets I have to plug in my striating iron" Lewis asked Christine.
"There are some of them in the communal bathrooms just across the way"
"Communal bathrooms but I'm not catholic"
"Not communion, communal"
Glenn sat down on the step "It means we shower together, idiot"
Lewis suddenly looked like he was about to cry "aw c'mon no c'mon" Lewis whined in a nails on chalkboard type voice. Glenn covered his ears.
Trish, Owena and Nora looked out for their side of the cabin "I'm glad were in our own cabin with just girls, you know what I mean" Owena said, Trish and Nora just stared at her "I mean no, I didn't mean it like that I love guys, I just don't wanna sleep near them uhg, I mean" Trish and Nora just walk back inside the cabin.
"Excuse me Christine is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility" Georgie asked.
"You're all sixteen years old, as old as a counsellor in training at a regular summer camp so other than me, you'll be unsupervised. You've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back the main lodge, starting now"
All of a sudden a loud shrill scream rang through the camp and everyone ran to see what wrong "oh damn that white boy can scream" Leshawn said.
Lewis was standing on a chair and there was a cockroach on the ground "what is it kill it, kill it" DJ saw the cockroach, screamed and jumped onto the bed breaking it in half shaking in fear.
Glenn looked at the bed glumly "that was my bed" everybody was trying to step on the bug and they were all screaming Blake and Heathcliff jumped on the top bunk of the bed, Lewis was on DJ's shoulders.
Then Dena can in with an axe and chopped in half, Glenn smirked "well that's one way to kill a cockroach".
"Awesome" Harriet complemented
Lewis hopped off DJ's shoulders, looked down and blushed at how girly he was acting then Tyler came up to him "hey it's ok that you're afraid of bugs no one's judging and if you every see one of those again ill deal with it for ya ok" Lewis looked at Tyler happily.
Dena snorted "they always go for the clean chicks"
The camera flashed to the dining room "listen up I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day" said a very, very tall very, very muscular woman with a monobrow in a light green shirt with sleaves that go down to her elbows, long dark green pants with even darker green boots she is wearing a white chef hat and matching apron. "Grab a tray, get your food and sit you buts down now!"
Blake asked "excuse me will we be getting all the major food groups.
Harriet agreed "yeah because I get hypoglycaemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar"
Chef's eye started twitching "you'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up"
Owena looked at Nora "have a cow'
Chef looked at them "what was that, come closer fat girl, I didn't hear you"
"Uh, I didn't really say anything important"
"I'm sure you didn't. You scrawny kid gimme your plate" She threw some red slop onto Nora's burger but it came back up and latched onto the spoon so she just threw it down harder.
Leshawn looked at Evan "to what's up boy" Evan just stared at her and walked away "oh its gonna be like that, is it"
"Next!" yelled chef
"Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flower or dairy" Lewis said, chef just glared at him.
Glenn looked at his food "I don't think that's gonna be a problem"
"Cool"
"Ok, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved" Chef just smashed with a large meant tenderiser "right, ok then".
The camera flashed to them all eating their umm…food, Christine walks in "welcome to the main lodge"
"Yo my man can we order a piazza" Georgie asks, a large butcher knife flies right next to her head, "whoa, it's cool gee, brown slop is cool, right guys" Chef just glared at her with a large knife in her hand.
"Your first challenge begins in one hour" Christine then walks out the door
Kade looks up at DJ "what do you think they will make us do"
"It's our first challenge how hard can it be" The camera movers to them standing at the edge of a cliff "oh *bleep*
"Next time on total Drama Island, your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high cliff into the lake"
*Static*
Georgie: "I'm looking at this girl and thinking there's no way she's gonna make it"
*Static*
Glenn: "I actually thought if she jumps this she's going to die"
*Static*
Owena walks up to the edge of the cliff "I'm going to die now; I'm going to friggan die now" she jumps off "ARRRRGGGG"
Umm in case anyone's wondering thongs mean flip-flops not g-strings
OK if this is crappy it because I wrote it all in one day
Remember I OWN NOTHING, NADA, 0% OF ANYTHING
So no suing me
BUB EYE