Irvine: C'mon dance wid me!!!
Quistis: No.
Irvine: Lighten up a little - SHAKE YO GROOVE THANG!!
Quistis: No.
Irvine: C'mon, BOOGEY ON DOWN!!!
Quistis: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!! *pushes Irvine away*
Quistis: Now Selphie, back to me -
Irvine: *popping up infront of Quistis* but WHAT about ME???
Quistis: *clenches teeth* get AWAY!!!! *walks towards Cid*
Cid: Care to have a drink?
Quistis: Have anything that'll transport me to super happy land??? I've just been with Irvine...
Cid: Oh dear God NO!! Not IRVINE!!!!!
Quistis: *gulps drink* and he's been dancing!
Cid: DANCING??? D.. DANCING??? NOOOOOOO!!!! Edea, protect me from the evil....
Irvine: Will you PAY for my dancing???
*as that happens, Selphie makes a brave attempt to steal Irvine's hat, believing it to be the source of his power, but loses the camera on the way*
Irvine: heheheheh.... HAHAHA....MWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Selphie: Its a good idea to put the camera the right way round before starting the manical laughter.
* Selphie and Quistisn talk amongst themselves believing Irvine to be stealing thier souls*
Irvine: *tricks three young, innocent girls to look at him* Hi Angels!!
Girls: Hi Irvine!! We.. we mean... AAAAAAHHHHRRGHGH!!! What have we done?!!! Sheild our virgin eyes!!!
Irvine: *sniff* They always do that... *cough Selphie, Quistis, Rinoa cough*
*Selphie and Quistis whispering* We must stop his reign of terror... We need a distraction!!! Someone too stupid to realise they're being used... Damn!! Squall's not here!!! but... aahh! the perfect person!!
*they start frantically patting Zell on the back to get his attention*
Zell *angry from being woken from his hot dog trance* grrr... hotdog... GRRR!!! HOTDOG!!! GRRRR!!!! GRRR!! *lunges at Selphie and Quistis*
Selphie and Quistis: It wasn't us!! it wasn't us who stopped the hotdags!!! it was... Irvine!!! Irvine stopped the hotdogs!!! Irvine!!
*Zell lunges at Irvine and kills him, then is the main attraction at Irvine's death party being the only person ever to eat three times thier weight in hotdogs*
The dropped camera, forgotten, records in its last moments before the camera runs out Rinoa standing at the Garden's balcony*
Rinoa points to the sky* Look! its the Irvine Angel!
* Squall, aving taken Irvine's advice, believes that to mean 'kiss me'*
Rinoa: No Squall!!! Don't kiss me! Its the Irvine Angel!! Come to get us!!! No!!! That didn't mean kiss me either!! Neither did talking or breathing or shouting insults at you!!!
Squall: Then what did 'Look, ite the Irvine Angel!' mean?
Rinoa: it menat "Look, its the Irvine Angel!'!!!!
Squall: But there's no Irvine Ang - Nooo!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!! ITS THE IRVINE ANGEL!!! RUN!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
*Squall and Rinoa run madly around calling for help. Nobody came, since they were all at Irvine's death party, so they finally got tired and sat down to watch tv. And so for the next few months he haunted the girl's toilet and regulary asked Quistis to dance with him and Selphie to marry him. Eventually, everyone got sick of him and moved while he was reading dirty magazine's with Zone.*