Ask A Troll!

by Miss Pyralspite

YOU may ask any troll any question, and they will be obliged to answer. This fan service shall go on until the reviewers stop reviewing. This thing will stay rated K to K because I just do NOT do smut, lemon, or whatever it is you guys hint as dirty. (THIS FIC IS CLOSED, NO LONGER TAKING QUESTIONS. THE TROLLS AND KIDS ARE TAKING A VACATION FROM THE FAN MAIL.)

1. WhAt To ExPeCt :o)

Meowkara: Hey bros! Welcome to 'Ask A Troll'. I'm Gamzee Meowkara and this is Terezi Purryrope.

Purryrope: Yeah yeah, enough greeting let's get to what the readers came for.

Meowkara: Oh right! heh heh! Okay, so here are the basic standards to expect in the next chapters.

1. Only some reviewers get their questions posted. Don't die if the trolls refuse your question.

2. This may kill some of your shippings. Don't die if we sink your ship.

3. This story will only progress if you comment.

4. Have fun and chug some faygo.

Purryrope: I'm pretty sure the fourth one is not nessasary. Some of these fools don't even know what Faygo tastes like.

Meowkara: *gasps* You gotta taste the mircales bros! You MUST.

Purryrope: Okay, cutting to the point. This chapter is just explanatory stuff since reviewer's havn't had a chance to chat yet. Choose you questions wisely!

Meowkara: Here's an example of what you can submit as a question:

Hey (troll's name).

(put question here)

Sincerely, (your name, optional)

Purryrope: They're not stupid. They got this. RIGHT?

Meowkara: Well i am not so sure they're smart if they havn't had Faygo.

Purryrope: Whatever whatever...just ask any troll...or even a human if you want! ASK ANYBODY.

Meowkara: Now... GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO! :O)