Buffy, the Teletubby Slayer.
By Matsuda-san
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.. It was a wonderful day in Sunnydale. Buffy was relaxing and kicking it with Xander, Anya, and Willow.
"Anya, quit kicking me!" said Willow.
"Fine. Sorry, Xander fed me sugar." She smiled one of those cheesy smiles.
Willow glared, but then a very obvious thought came to her head.
"Buffy.." she began, in a very small voice... "We haven't had any vampires or demons lately..."
Buffy turned around, nodding. "I'm glad too. I need to spend some more time with Buffy Buffy then Slayer Buffy.
Everyone laughed. But that laughter did not last. All of a sudden, everything turned dark.
Xander fell off the couch. "What the hell is going on!?"
"I don't know," said Buffy, but I think we should go into the Forest.
"So do I," echoed Willow.
In what seemed like an instant, they were there.
"What now, Buffy?" said Xander.
"We wait for the demon, as always.." replied Buffy.
Suddenly, a purple THING appeared.
"Eh-Oh!" it said.
"WOAH WHAT IS THAT THING!? I THINK I'VE SEEN IT IN A HORROR MOVIE!"
"Eh-Oh blondie" it said.
"Ewww, it's gay! It has a red purse! And it's purple!"
"Yes Xander, I see that" said Anya.
"Hurry up and slay that thing Buffy!" yelled Willow.
"Tinky-Winkie play with you" it said, humping Xander.
"EWW! GET AWAY FROM ME! SLAY THAT THING BUFFY!"
Everyone gasped as Buffy threw one of her slaying objects ( the cross ) at the purple monstrosity.
"Bye Bye!" it said.
Everyone sighed. Today's vampire was dead.
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But then came another three! A yellow one, a green one, and a red one.
"Eh, Oh!" they all said.
The yellow one started humping Willow. The green one Buffy. And the red one, Anya.
The three girls screamed, but finally got these things off their legs.
"Wow" said Xander, cracking up. Buffy socked him.
"Weesa Tellitubbies"
"What?" said Anya. "Trash Hubbies?"
"I've seen this before." said Buffy. "Time for Tubby Bye Bye!"
She slayed them with a huge sword and blue gloop came out of them. After that, the little kids in Sunnydale lived happily ever after. The End.
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.. It was a wonderful day in Sunnydale. Buffy was relaxing and kicking it with Xander, Anya, and Willow.
"Anya, quit kicking me!" said Willow.
"Fine. Sorry, Xander fed me sugar." She smiled one of those cheesy smiles.
Willow glared, but then a very obvious thought came to her head.
"Buffy.." she began, in a very small voice... "We haven't had any vampires or demons lately..."
Buffy turned around, nodding. "I'm glad too. I need to spend some more time with Buffy Buffy then Slayer Buffy.
Everyone laughed. But that laughter did not last. All of a sudden, everything turned dark.
Xander fell off the couch. "What the hell is going on!?"
"I don't know," said Buffy, but I think we should go into the Forest.
"So do I," echoed Willow.
In what seemed like an instant, they were there.
"What now, Buffy?" said Xander.
"We wait for the demon, as always.." replied Buffy.
Suddenly, a purple THING appeared.
"Eh-Oh!" it said.
"WOAH WHAT IS THAT THING!? I THINK I'VE SEEN IT IN A HORROR MOVIE!"
"Eh-Oh blondie" it said.
"Ewww, it's gay! It has a red purse! And it's purple!"
"Yes Xander, I see that" said Anya.
"Hurry up and slay that thing Buffy!" yelled Willow.
"Tinky-Winkie play with you" it said, humping Xander.
"EWW! GET AWAY FROM ME! SLAY THAT THING BUFFY!"
Everyone gasped as Buffy threw one of her slaying objects ( the cross ) at the purple monstrosity.
"Bye Bye!" it said.
Everyone sighed. Today's vampire was dead.
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But then came another three! A yellow one, a green one, and a red one.
"Eh, Oh!" they all said.
The yellow one started humping Willow. The green one Buffy. And the red one, Anya.
The three girls screamed, but finally got these things off their legs.
"Wow" said Xander, cracking up. Buffy socked him.
"Weesa Tellitubbies"
"What?" said Anya. "Trash Hubbies?"
"I've seen this before." said Buffy. "Time for Tubby Bye Bye!"
She slayed them with a huge sword and blue gloop came out of them. After that, the little kids in Sunnydale lived happily ever after. The End.