It was a dark and stormy night. A ciruculrar hut was sitting in the grounds of hogwartsz school of witchcraft and wizard-bee. A thin rain began to fall, and a thestral flapped its wings and landed near the hut. It's telltale shark fin revealing that it was a thestral. Th thestral looked up when it hear a gutteral moaning in pain from the hut. It looked up, very startled.
Insid the hut, a hairy giant sat upon a small bed heaving in pain. a light buzzing persisted in the room. Hagturd cried out, desparate for an epidural.
His large stomach jutted out. TWINS! Out came a boy w/ round glasses and a lightening scar. "CONGRATS" said hagrid's love. "YOU DID IT." but it wasn't really over. With another heave and ho, out came a blue object that was spiky. "WE SHALL NAME THIS ONE SONIC, AND THE OTHER IS HAIRY POTTER" said hagrid. "WOW' said hangrid's lover and husband, barry the bee. Barry prepared his stinger and Severusted the umbilical cords at last. It was a beautiful scene, a whole family together in a hut at last.
Then there was a powerful knock on the door. Barry buzzed over to teh door, expecting the midwife who came too late. He opened the door to see a woman in black and yellow with large eyeballs and a heaving bosom. OH NO! It was the V! Vanessa had found him :(
She barged through the door. And lifted her fake "wand". BArry chortled because she was pathetic and could never be as beautiful as Hagrud. "AVADA KEDAVRA" cried hargid, holding up his umbrella wand. Vanessa fell to the floor, ded. YAY cried barry. She is gone ding dong the witch is dead.
The happy family smiled and was whole again.
HI GUYS HOPE U LIKED MY FIC. NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE HOW BARRY AND HAGRID MET. PLS REVIEW POSITIVELY, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM NOT WANTED.