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I do not own the song being made into a parody in this fic.
so don't sue me







A/N: well this song is a parody of "what's my age again" by Blink 182.
please read and review and whatever you do. DO NOT flame me.
It took me a long time to come up with the lyrics. let's see you try
to write this while listening to "what's my age again" by Blink 182.










(Chris)
we went out to a scary mansion
I carried a gun to kick some butt
we were attacked by a dog
and our pilot was scared
then one guy was chewed to bits

(Chris and Jill)
and that's when we ran for it
Umbrella don't like us so they try to kill us all
and where's the rocket launcher
what is a tyrant
I wish we were in Palm Beach right now
what game is this
what game is this


(Leon)
then later on, on the drive to work
I ran into Claire in a diner
I said I was cop and this place is heck
and I mean that literally

(Leon, Claire and Sherry)
and that's about time we made our escape
Umbrella don't like us so they try to kill us all
and there are zombies out to eat us
what the heck is a licker
Ada Wong says we're doomed
what game is this
what game is this

(Carlos)
and that's about time Raccoon City was gone
Umbrella don't like us so they tried to kill us all
and Jill is cute
what the heck is wrong with Nemesis
my team has been killed
what game is this
what game is this

(Ark)
and that's about time I lost my memory
Umbrella don't like so they try to kill us all
with plenty of germs that can kill us all
why would they kill us all
I escaped with Lott and Lily
what game is this
what game is this

(everyone)
what game is this