Bee's Raps: A Collection of Raps and Parodies Chapter 1: Shinobi's Paradise, a naruto fanfic

A/N: These rap parodies are meant for Killer Bee and crew. I ended up with a bunch because they're so fun to write. Just a suggestion: it's more entertaining to listen to the songs on YouTube while reading along to see how the parody fits in with the music, unless you know the song really well already. If you have a song you want me to parody, just let me know.

This one is based on when Killer Bee and Naruto met up with Tsunade and the Raikage.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Gangster's Paradise. Parodies are legal under copyright law.

Shinobi's Paradise

(parody of Gangster's Paradise by Coolio)

by Rhov

[Verse 1]
As I leap through the valley to kick Akatsuki's ass
I take a look up ahead, my bro and some lovely lass.
Now I've been rappin' and laughin' so long that
Even Naruto thinks that my mind is gone,
But I ain't never crossed a dame like this little game.
Me be staring like a perv, you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you're pouncin', your boobs are bouncin'
Did Naruto really say that she was fifty and countin'?
I really hate to gawk, but I gotta look.
As they bounce I see my bro with a dirty look, fool!
I'm the kinda Bee the little genin wanna be like,
Leapin' trees in the night,
Rappin' songs in the moonlight.

[Chorus]
We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Shinobi's Paradise.
Fighting with our kunai knives
Living in the Shinobi's Paradise.
I admire how Naruto strives
Living in the Shinobi's Paradise.
But we'll probably give our lives
Living in the Shinobi's Paradise.

[Verse 2]
Look at the situation, they got me facin',
I can't live a normal life, a jinchuriki am I,
And you know I am down with the Hachibi.
Too much chakra trainin', now Naruto is chasin' dreams.
I'm the eight-tail's host, rapping all of the time,
Got my pen in my hand and a song in my mind.
I'm the Lord Jinchuriki, don't you be messin' with me.
When my Ox dude is down, don't you arouse his anger, fool.
Death ain't nuthin' but a heart beat away.
I'm livin' life as a shinobi, what can I say?
She looks twenty-three, no way is Tsunade fifty-four,
How do those boobies stay up? Well, I dunno.

[Bridge]
Tell me why are we - so blind to see
That the ones they hunt - are jinchuriki?

[Verse 3]
Hokage and my brother, bro and the Hokage,
Booby after booby, lowcut shirt is cut low.
Everybody's fightin', but half of them ain't livin'.
It's goin' down in the mornin', me and Naruto be winnin'.
They say I gotta hide, but nobody here can stop me.
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't - I guess they won't,
So these two jumped, and now I'm staring at the Hokage's chest, fool.

[Bridge]
Tell me why are we - so blind to see
That the ones they hunt - are jinchuriki?
Tell me why are we - so blind to see
That the ones they hunt - are jinchuriki?