Hey Guys Im Back. I got Suspend from fanficion for 3 days...Thats why i havent updated. You know...I thought we were a family! You know Fuck who reported me! Anyway, For my lateness on Updating i wrote you a Jori Smut. Merry Summer ;) Btw...I'm gonna be in Florida June 12-18 So, updates will be rare. Love you all...Enjoy ;)

"Sickowize! You've gotta be kidding! I cant give Vega a Christmas Present! Why can i trade! Anyone! Ill even get Sinjin something...Please Sickowize!" Jade pleaded . She did not want for any reason get Vega a present. What if it was too nice and She thought she liked her...She did but she couldn't know that! What if it was too horrible and she never looked at her again! Anyone but Tori.

"I'm Sorry Jade, But you got who you got. Now go figure out what that young Coconut wants" Sickowize said sipping on a coconut.

'You know fuck Sickowize and his crazy ass mother fucking box!' Jade screamed at herself mentally, But she got an Idea.

'Now who was Vega's Best friend...Andre!' She thought mentally.

"ANDRE!" She screamed across the hallways of Hollywood arts. Andre jmped as he heard her scream.

"Yes Jade?" He asked.

"Your buddy buddy with Vega right?" Jade asked eagerly.

"I guess..What do you need?" Andre asked me.

"Im her secret Santa...and I need to know what to get her." Jade said leaning on the lockers.

"Ok...Umm, She loves Funny movies. Her favorite color is Royal Blue. She has a werid liking for Hello Kitty. She's Bi, She loves-" Andre said stopping relizing her just reveled one of Tori's biggest secret to her enemy.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA! Little Ms. Perfect is Bi-Sexual! For who?" I Jade said actuall getting interested.

"I cant tell you that! She'll Kill me! I promised not to say anything" Andre said defending his friend.

"Ah, But andre...I can kill you, and no one will find your body...You'll just be a myth" Jade said intimidating The poor boy.

"Okay! Okay! You! GODDAMMIT IT'S YOU!" Andre screamed. The hallways went silent.

"Thank you" Jade said with her usall smirk. She strutted off in to the hallway planning her christmas present to the dear sweet Vega.

-Yup Im gonna be a bitch and leave it till the next chapter :) lol it shall be posted in an hour!-

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