Watch out, everyone fans! multiple character bashin especially, my 2nd fave, Quatre! Oy! why did no write this before? I've
see Shinji, Wufei, and even one (completely non rhying, bad grammer) Duo! Well, here it is! N Joy!

btw, the song is : (as if you haven't read these fics b4...) The night Santa went crazy!
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Down in the desert, all the magnacs were making toys,
For the good gundam girls, and the good gundam boys,
When the boss busted in, and it scared 'em half to death
With heat shorters in his hands, and pixie stix on his breath
From his head to his toes, his was covered in pink,
He looked like a guy, who was in need of a shrink
And he smiled as he said, (Zero look in his eyes)
"Merry christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"

The night Quatre went crazy, the night Brave Eyes went insane,
Realised Pacifism's for wussies, something must have finally clicked in his brain.

Well the desert is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
Everywhere you'll find patches of, magnac vomit,
And he tied up their gundams, and held them all hostage,
And he ground poor Abdul into; Manac sausage!
He got Wufei and sally with Wufei's old katana,
And he strangled poor Midii with a moldy bandana!
And he took out his heat shorters, and he skewered Relena,
Took a a big bite and said:" It tastes like Trowa's p**is"

The night Quatre went crazy, the night Brave Eyes went insane,
Say ya can't hardly walk around that desert, without stepping in Trowa's guts

There's the Earth Sphere Alliance and the preventers
Trying to "prevent" dorothy from throught-slitting her-
Self. And the magnacs are dyin'
And the death-toll is rising,
And everyone's dying to know:

WHY QUATRE? WHY?
my my my my my my...
You used to be such a .. silent guy...

Yes, now Duo, Quatre's doing time,
In an asteroid prison, fro his (in)Famous crime.
Hey Miss Dorothy, don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be out for good behavior, in 8000 more years!
Now Heero's in therapy, And Hilde's still nervous,
And the magnacs got jobs working for the, postal service!
And they say Dorothy's on the phone every night,
With Rasid, negotiating the, Movie Rights!

They're talking 'bout:

The night Quatre went crazy, the night Brave Eyes went insane,
Realised Pacifism's for wussies, something must have finally clicked in his brain.

Ohohooooooo......

The night Quatre went crazy, the night Brave Eyes went insane,
Realised Pacifism's for wussies, something must have finally clicked in his brain.

Whohoh.......

Something must have clicked in his brain...

Tell ya..
Something must have finally clicked... in his brain.

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So...... how'd u like it? TELLMETELLMETELLME!!!! R+R!!!!!!!! YAY! I'll stop with the caps now. NOT!