A/N: I wrote this because a lot of the time I just blurt out a random quote. Sometimes they're relevant to what me and my friends are talking about but sometimes...well, sometimes they're just...not. Anyway, enjoy! Please.
Chapter 1: Lethologica
Percy's POV
"Hey, Annabeth?" I said.
"Hm?"
"Could you pass me that...that...uh...what's-it's-face...umm..."
I struggled trying to come up with the word for somewhere between five and twenty minutes until Annabeth finally said...
"Lethologica."
I stared at her. I was pretty sure she had gone absolutely insane. She just stared back at me, her grey eyes wide and innocent...which is never a good thing.
"I'm sorry, what?" I said.
"Lethologica," she repeated.
I laughed. "I don't think that's the word I was looking for."
"Well, duh," she said. "Lethologica describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want."
"Uh huh."
"It's true!"
"No, no, I believe you it's just...a weird time to say it."
"No it's not. You couldn't remember the word you wanted, so I came up with another one."
"I will never understand your logic."
She smiled. "Too bad," she said. "Cause your stuck with it for the rest of your life."
"What?"
"Read chapter 2." She winked.
"You're kinda breaking the fourth wall there."
She shrugged. "I don't care."
I laughed. "I suppose you have a fact about fourth walls?"
She stared at me like I was crazy. "Of course not. I'm not a freak."
About ten seconds later, she said "Although, I do have a fact about..."
I sighed. You gotta love her and her facts. So annoying, so useless, yet so loveable.
Sorry it was so short. I'll try and make them longer next time. Bye! Please review!