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"One calm morning in a canteen"

It was one of the strangest mornings, Hikaru Hitachiin – son of a famous designer -ever had. First, he accidentally bumped into some girl. Second, she started to scream at him. Third, she didn't seem to be affected at all by his charm. Gosh, she even slapped him and called him a pervert,because of small kiss. I mean...It was just a fatty tuna, ok?

And now he was standing there with wide eyes, holding red cheek and trying to come back from Lala Land. 'Trying' being the key word.

So, all of this started like this...

Flashback

Haru P.O.V

At last, with money I hardly worked on, I could taste it.

My beloved fatty tuna.

I looked with unbearable happiness at my . I wanted to scream from joy (Of course I didn't,because I don't want to stand out...Oh, scratch that, I already stand out). I picked my little piece of heaven with fork, and closed my eyes waiting for delicious taste to come, when...

'Bang'

With my wide open eyes I watched as my love, my fatty tuna, fell onto the expensive, marble floor (Damn rich bastards can afford something like marble floor, even through non-marble floor could be just fine).

'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'!

I mentally screamed with that terrible feeling of grief.

My fatty tuna.

Then my thoughts concentrated on one thing. Revenge.

Normally, I don't get angry. Normally, I don't feel desire to kill someone. Normally.

But hell, that was my fatty tuna!

And after all, I wasn't angry. I was furious.

Hikaru P.O.V

I didn't even look back at that girl. I mean, what's the point? She wasn't going to do anything to me. Right?

How wrong I was.

She turned me violently and screamed something. I had my headphones on, but seeing people around us holding heads, and having painful looks on faces, I could only image to what volume she could rise her voice.

She was kinda cute. Her eyes were twin, chocolate pools,and faintly I recognised her as scholarship student-Haruhi Fujioka?

She was kinda cute... That is until she snatched my headphones off my head.

"Oi, what...", she didn't even gave me time to start.

"You idiot! Self centered moron! You think that just, because you have money, you have right to be rude to the others? I feel sick just from looking at your face! You damn rich bastard!..."

So, I was standing there with strange mixture of surprise, amusement and anger. Seriously, I wished Kaoru was here. He was better at dealing with such things than me. Was she still screaming? Yeah, something about 'morons, damn rich bastards' and 'fatty tuna'. She couldn't mean me, right? I am not some kind of fish...

'Smack'

Gosh, she had enough nerve to hit me.

"Are you even listening to me dumbass?"

I thought I couldn't get any more surprised?

She was awaiting for my response.

And in that tense moment, I've done the most brilliant thing I could think of. I kissed her.

Hell,even I don't know what possessed me to do this!

But still,even through I've been kissed before, no girl had lips so soft and sweet, and tained with innocence like her. Haruhi.

'Slap'

That single sound was truly an explosion in the deadly silent canteen.

"You damn pervert! Don't even dare come close to me!", she growled and stormed out of the hall.

"Hikaru, are you alright?", said Kaoru, appearing from nowhere. He sounded concerned and, amused?

"Huh?", I managed to say the mos intelligent thing in the world. Yay.

I wasn't alright, for Kami's sake! I was screamed at by girl. I kissed her (Once again why have I done this?Why?). She slapped me and called me a pervert. And even worse was...

I have fallen in love with taste of her lips.

Hidden under bed, Author of this story still didn't stop to laugh madly.