Another super-short crack-fic. Set in Primeverse where Screamer loses his T-Cog and find the abandoned 'Con base. Soundwave pranks Starscream using a faceless spectre, but it's not himself...
"Urrggghhh... Stupid Megatron! Stupid MECH! At least I know a place I can go... and start my own army..." Starscream thought his plan would go perfectly. I mean, How could ANYTHING go wrong with 5 Starscreams anyway?!
As Starscream stepped into the abandoned lab, it was dark He could hear an odd noise. Static. Starscream started to get nervous. Maybe he shouldn't have played that 'Slender' game that Soundwave was so obsessed with. As he turned on the lights, he expected to see a row of protoforms. But...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH! SLENDERMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" screamed...well...umm..Starscream. The room was filled with protoforms, but dressed in suits. Black suits. Starscream transformed into a jet, and flew off frantically.
From behind a wall, another faceless creature emerged. Soundwave. He had been recording the whole thing. He decided to undress the protoforms so that when Starscream plucked up the courage to return, he would think he had gone crazy. But then he stepped in something warm and oily. Primus. Did he really... Soundwave made a mental note to himself: Mission: Cut off pede.