Instead of writing chapter fics, I've decided to write a little something called 'Twenty-five Ways to Annoy…'

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar.

First Victim: Sokka

1. Follow him around asking, "Why?"

2. When he's asleep, cover his sleeping bag with happy faces.

3. Say that he's in love with a fish

4. Tell Aang that Sokka has a crush on him.

5. Tell Zuko that Sokka has a crush on him.

6. Make him listen to classical music for a week.

7. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.

8. Ask him why he doesn't have the awesome bending powers like Katara.

9. Say that boomerangs are so out of style.

10. When he's still in earshot, make bad remarks about him.

11. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, "Why?"

12. Tell him that Suki's going out with someone who's smarter/ better/ cuter/ just an overall better person than him.

13. Spread a rumor that he sucks his thumb and cries at night.

14. Arrange a meeting with him and Zuko.

15. Say that he's overweight.

16. Ask him at random moments, "Do you like toast?" then walk away.

17. Steal his boomerang and replace it with a cheap replica made out of cardboard and glue, etc, etc.

18. Hide his stuff.

19. Tape him down while he's in his sleeping bag.

20. Sign him up in the Fire Nation army.

21. Dye his clothes pink.

22. Sell him on EBay to random fangirls

23. Say that Prince Zuko is so much cooler than him.

24. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.

25. Drop something, tell him to pick it up, and pour a glass of cold water on his head.

That's all for now. Until next time!