"You fu—leave him alone."
"It's not fair, Kacchan! You have Ocha—"
"Shut up!"
"Kacchan!"
Said male squeezed the bridge of his nose, and his ears started steaming a nice red as his temper rose. Again. He whipped his hand away and gave Izuku a very cold glare and pointed right at his face, growling: "if I see you anywhere near that bastard of a strawberry shortcake. I will fucking destroy you."
"Hah, well too bad!" Sassy. "Because I'm his partner, remember?"
"When did you get all... ew?"
"Since I started crushing."
"Why you little son of a bas—"
"Can you, at least, stop bullying Midoriya?"
The rivals... friends... or whatever they called themselves broke their argument swiftly and there their attention onto the newcomer: the all so perfect Todoroki gave them both a glare of his own, crossing his arms over his chest, "I thought I told you to keep your distance when you're sweating rivulets?"
"I– well, Deku was being annoying!"
He didn't use a profanity!
"I don't care, if I see you bullying that bunny, I will tear you apart myself."
Katsuki's eyes flickered to his shoes and he fidgeted in his spot—it was a rather non-Bakugou type of behaviour, but what could he do? He didn't want Shouto kicking his ass twice as hard as compared to what Bakugou did to him during the ex—no. Shouto was terrifying when it came to pay back and Katsuki had to avoid that at all costs. "Yeah, whatever."
Izuku inwardly screamed for joy when he was pulled away from Katsuki, skin pricking when Shouto's left hand wrapped around his wrist. He was halfway down the corridor (he could still bloody hear Katsuki's feet coming after them) until another male popped out from the shadows of a tight space, making Izuku jump a good metre away and hide behind Shouto because the jump scare was too...
"Shou, can we leave yet?"
"Shou"!? Who the hell calls Todoroki-ch—san "Shou"!?
"Yeah," half and half nodded with a shrug, "had to break up a fight—anyway, Midoriya-kun, I gotta go... and you!" Focus was directed to Katsuki, "don't fight!" Shouto saw the smallest of nods from the bastard before he drew a laugh, reaching for the hand outstretched in his plain reach. "You guys are seriously like children."
Katsuki and Izuku, and like children as Shouto described, watched with idiocy as Shouto gladly accepted the kiss to the crown of his head and the arm wrapping around his shoulders, pulling him down the hallway without much difficulty.
There was no difficulty at all because Shouto was dating Dabi. Their senior.
"HE'S ALREADY DATING SOMEONE ELSE!? THAT AIN'T FUCKING FAIR!"
"NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!"
"SHUT UP! YOU DO REALISE HE WAS OUR SENIOR!?"