Sorry I haven't updated Snow Bright in a while RL is kicking my in the head at the moment. This is the brain damaged result of that combined with the irrational fear of John getting shot unexpectedly that I have been left with after reading the amazing fic 'Two Two One Bravo Baker'.
Warning: Crack
Disclaimer: Use of these characters is for entertainment purposes only, I have no claim over the original concept... also Sherlock and John belong to each other and nobody else.
Sherlock looked across at John with a somewhat perplexed expression on his face, "John" he said, "You're still wearing a flak vest".
"Yes" Said John.
"In bed" Sherlock persisted.
"Yes" Said John.
"After we just had sex."
"Well yes" John said, "I always wear protection".