Disclaimer:

I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, nor do I Own Inuyasha. I do however believe a certain set of twins might be using my brain as a toy and forcing me into another host club obsession week, so it's more like they own me then I own them.

Oh and yes there are all sorts of spelling and grammar errors, I'm really only putting this up for a friend of mine and I'm too tired to fix it tonight, I'll edit this tomorrow lol

(Yes Kilala-chan I mean you)

So this fanfic isn't supposed to be serious it's just because I've been studying too much and I needed a creative outlet, it's been a long time since I've written anything so it kinda suck, will probably get re-edited anyway lol.

Anyway on with the… well it's a fanfiction not a show so… on with the fanfic!

(Re-edited version)

"No Inuyasha!" Kagome shouted as she stood on the doorstep of her house yelling at the half breed demon who was tensing as he yelled back.

"What is so good about this world that you have to stay? The jewel shards and Destroying Naraku aren't interesting enough goals for you? Bored already?" If it were humanly possible Kagome would have steam coming out of her ears at this point "Of course it is you idiot! But I promised mum that I would stay home this weekend! I told you this a month ago!"

"Feh, I don't care!" he said reaching out as to kidnap her and take her down the well without her consent.

Kagome took in a deep breath and in less than a second Inuyasha was on the ground, twitching. The concrete step in front of The Higurashi's front door was crushed under the blow.

"Idiot!" she yelled before stomping inside and slamming the door, taking a moment to quickly peak back and say "now I have to fix the damn step! Uuugh!"

"Come on sweetheart, daddy doesn't want you to get left behind!" Haruhi sighs as she carries approximately 3 bags more than her father to the car in the front of their apartment building. "Well maybe if you didn't pack so much! We're only going for the weekend Dad!"

Ranka flicked his long hair behind him and frowned at his daughter. "Well perhaps you shouldn't have brought so many textbooks! We're going to go to have fun not study or work!"

Haruhi rolled her eyes as she threw the bags in the trunk of the cab. "I have two tests when we get back next week dad, I need to be ready. I told you we should have waited until next weekend to go. Ranka said next "But Kyouya said next weekend the club has plans, apparently you all are going to a museum for a Host club Gala!" Haruhi sighed as she was about to sit in the car and muttered "that's kind of why I wanted to go next weekend...wait" she stood up beside the car and stood in front of her father with a very serious look on her face. "Did you tell Kyouya we were going to Tokyo?" Ranka nodded, smiling, obviously not seeing the negative feelings his daughter was having at that moment. "You didn't tell them where? Did you? I mean Tokyo is a big place, did you say the shrine?" Ranka shrugged, "well not exactly, I mentioned we were going to stay in my sister's shrine, but I'm fairly certain the words Higurashi's never came out of my mouth." Haruhi breathed out a sigh of relief and got back into the cab. "Oh thank god." she muttered.

Ranka slid into the seat beside her and said "why Honey? What would happen if they did know?" The doors closed and the car drove off as Haruhi said "guess dad, they'd show up in a second to follow me."

"Kagome-dear?" Kagome turned to meet her mother's gaze and said "yeah mum?" "You know I usually like having your friend around but with Ryouji and Haruhi coming…" Kagome stood suddenly and said "I thought he left?" Her mother smiled and said "oh no he's playing video games with Souta!" Kagome growled to herself as she stomped past her mother who smirked at the sight.

Kagome walked into the room and saw the cause of her frustration. "Inuyasha!" he turned his head and said "yeah Kagome?" she raised her voice and said "what do you mean 'yeah Kagome'! What are you doing here? My Uncle is coming down today! He can't see you!" Souta laughed in the background and said "Aunt'kle Ranka would probably just as him how he got his hair so long and his ears to look so real!" Inuyasha frowned and turned to Souta 'what's a…Untle?" Kagome shook her head and said "he means Aunt and Uncle; he's our Mother's brother. But still, things could go bad, I swear I'll be back in a couple of days… oh but I might want to get a few days of school in since I'm here…" Inuyasha stood "no! We're close to finding Naraku and…" "Inuyasha I am going to close my eyes and count to five then I'm going to say the word of subjugation, if you're still on this side of the well, prepare to be flattened!"

Inuyasha scoffed and Kagome closed her eyes "yeah right I don't think…" Inuyasha started to say until Kagome said "1 … 2… "Inuyasha growled and ran out the house. "3 … 4… 5…sit!" Kagome opened her eyes and listened for the smack she heard a bang and a scream of anger. Kagome looked through the window and saw him get up and stomp his way to the well shrine.

Haruhi ran out of the cab after her and Ranka got all the bags out and she ran towards the Main house of the Higurashi shrine. 'why … do they… need all… these damn… steps?" Haruhi muttered to herself as she ran up. She stopped as she got the top as she heard a bang and saw a man in weird outfit before getting up and stomping into another smaller building.

Haruhi shook her head and continued towards the main house as she muttered to herself "why on earth do they need staff in costumes walking around, waste of money I think."

Haruhi got inside the house and a familiar woman saw her and said "Haruhi! It's been so long!" Haruhi smiled and said "Can we do the intro in a minute aunty? It was a really long train ride and the station had no bathrooms!" Mrs Higurashi laughed and pointed the way to her bathroom and went down to help her brother with the bags.

Haruhi walked out the bathroom and headed back out to join in the big reunion when she saw Souta sitting in the living room playing with an overweight calico and a video game on the TV behind him with the words 'game over' flashing.

"Souta? Is that you?" Souta looked up and said "Haruhi? Hello! You and Aunt'cle Ranka are here already? Haruhi laughed, Souta had been calling him that since her father had started working full time in a cross dressing bar. If she remembered correctly, it was Ranka's idea in the first place that he call him that…

"Haruhi smiled and hugged her cousin "you're so big now! You're going to be older than me soon." Souta laughed and said "I don't think it works like that Haru."

Haruhi and Souta walked out the door to see Kagome, Ranka and Mr and Mrs Higurashi standing there (Kagome's mother and grandfather)

Everyone sat down at the table later eating lunch and catching up. Kagome and Haruhi sat next to each other and after the 'I haven't seen you in so long' conversation ended Kagome started speaking to Haruhi. "So you're in Ouran Academy now?" Haruhi nodded and said "yeah the scholarship is paying for everything, as long as I stay on the top of the class anyway." Kagome said "wow, I wish I could go there next year but I doubt I have the grade to get a scholarship, how does anyone even pay for that? The yearly fees are outrageous!" Haruhi nodded and said "yeah and it shows in the school. Everything there is obsessively luxurious, for example, Physical exam day? There were 20 doctors and 40 nurses supplied by the Ootori Company and they were so super polite because everyone had their own doctors anyway." Kagome blinked silently in shock a moment and said "seriously? What types of people go there?" Haruhi smiled to herself and simply shook her head "all sorts of people, as it turns out having too much money to spend in a lifetime gives a person a free pass to be as strange as they possibly can be."

The family all chatted for a while longer before Kagome walked back in quickly and said to her grandfather "Jii-chan, there are people at the shrine, looks like they want to see the gift shop."

Kagome's grandfather then said "it's not a gift shop Kagome, we just sell…" Kagome rolled her eyes and said "you sell imp hands and shikon no tama replicas; gift shop is the only thing I know to call it." Mr Higurashi leaves after an over dramatic cry face.

He doesn't take more than a few steps before he hears calm controlled voice that says "Excuse me sir, Are you the priest of this shrine? Mr Higurashi?"

Ranka Laughed and said "Oh darling you're so cute! Ranka said as he Hugged Kagome dramatically who laughed and hugged him back. Suddenly Ranka's cell phone makes a little tone and he pulls it from his skirt pocket Ranka frowns and said "uuh Haru-Chan?" Haruhi turns to her father sceptically and said "what is it dad?" Ranka smiles nervously a split second before a child voice yells threw through the door. "Haru-Chan! Haru-Chan! Are you in there Haru-Chan?" Haruhi's eyes widened and she said to herself "oh no!" before the door opened.

Kagome tilted her head in confusion "what's going on?"

Omg who could that possibly be? And did Haruhi see Inuyasha? Well, yes, in fact, I wrote it that way…. Anyway

Haruhi: How on earth did they find me?

Honey: Kyo-chan will tell you next chapter! I think Jesh-chan doesn't even know!

Jeshin(me): Hey! … well that's kinda true… I have an idea anyway I'm fairly certain its Ranka's fault!

Ranka: Yay! I'm involved!
Jeshin: Of course Ranka! You're like my favourite character; I love the similarities between you and Tamaki!

Tamaki and Ranka: I'M NOT LIKE HIM!

Haruhi: sure but, why did they come?
Jeshin: oh I think I'm going to make that Honey did something that the Hitachinn twins exploited. But mostly I just couldn't not!

Inuyasha: Will I be in the fanfiction at all?

Jeshin: … I dunno *shrugs* maybe!

Entire double cast: Do you have any idea where this fanfiction is headed?

Jeshin: ...

Haruhi&Kagome: *look at each other* Oh god!

Review please! :D it will help me remember the fanfiction and that will help me complete it! Bye! :D

Oh and to the review I got from 'dontgotnone' ….your in league with the hitachinn twins aren't you? Your also in my brain! That's actually exactly what I had planned hahaha!