"Shriek is love, shriek is life" as the myth goes... It was a beautiful morning in shrieks swamp, he woke up with a mighty yawn, he rubbed his eyes however he still had an erection from last night As he was thinking of Fiona naked with mud covering her naughty bits. There was a very quiet singing voice coming from his pants, he then discovered it was his genital wart Miley Cyrus on her wrecking ball, in other words his dick.. His phone started ringing... It was his manager, his sex tape got 1 million views! He grabbed his laptop and watched Fiona's green hand creeping down his pants to his chopper. He then flipped over and she was on top riding his 6 ft horse. There were loud shrieks of pleasure. Shriek shut down his laptop as he started to become sick and dizzy. Fiona came running in "shriek Nooo! You can't die your my love my life" his genital warts became quiet... He was dead! Shriek is no longer love nor life.