AN: Hey guys! I noticed the lack of challenges, and took it upon myself to write one myself. I requested this from an amazing author already, but I wanna see others try it out. As a big fan of parodies, here's the challenge options:
1.) Have the characters of Iron Fey discover Facebook, and become a part of it.
oooooorrrrrrrrrrr...
2.) Have the characters play Truth or Dare.
Good luck ;) I have an example of the first option in the story below...
Without further ado...
"Ash."
I felt my hair being tugged at, and sat up, groggily wiping me eyes.
"Ash."
"Mmm?"
"Look!" Meghan said, gesturing to something. A laptop, I believe. I still had trouble identifying the odd mechanical devices.
I looked at the screen, groaning as the bright screen blinded my eyes. As soon as my vision cleared, I stared confused at the screen.
"What?"
"I made a Facebook!" she exclaimed. A Facebook?
Without thinking, I questioned, "A Facebook? A book full of faces?"
She looked at me like I was crazy. "No! It's a social website!"
"Oh." She scowled at my bored response, then scambled to type something on the laptop.
"Hey! Puck has a Facebook," she squinted to get a better look at the computer, "SInce 2007! 301 friends! Wow!"
The idiot had a Facebook. How is it that Goodfellow kept up with mortal antics?
"I'm going to add him!" Meghan beamed, and I felt a pang of jealousy.
"May I have a Facebook?"
. ... ... . ... ... . ... .
Several minutes later, I too had a Facebook. I immediately added Meghan, and when she went to the bathroom, I checked her friends list.
Scott Waldron, I thought, let see who you are to Meghan. Right when I was going to click his name, Meghan walked in. I immediately exited, grabbed her hand to pull her in bed next to me.
"So," I said, stroking her hair, "What do you-"
BEEP! The laptop beeped, ruining the moment. I sighed as Meghan squealed.
"I got a message," she said, thrilled. I raised an eyebrow, amused. "It's Puck." she added.
I peered on her screen.
RobbieGoodfell: Hey princess, finally got in the loop? 'Bout time!
MeghanChase:Yeah! Me and Ash got a Facebook!
RobbieGoodfell: Tell ice-boy to add me.
Seconds later, a beep rung from my computer.
Robbie Goodfell wants to be your friend.
I clicked the "Decline" button.
"Ha! Rejected." I said, very pleased.
RobbieGoodfell: No way! He rejected it! Predictable. Oh well, I'll have to hack him.
AshTheFormerPrince: Over my dead body.
RobbieGoodfell: That could be arranged. :P
I blinked, confused.
AshTheFormerIcePrince: What does :P mean?
MeghanChase: It's a emoticon for someone sticking their tongue out at you.
AshTheFormerPrince: That's stupid...
MeghanChase: **mega gasp**
RobbieGoodfell: He did NOT just diss emoticons!
AshTheFormerIcePrince: What's the big deal?
Meghan stared at me, like I just died.
"Ash, your kidding right?"
I covered quickly, and forced a laugh. "Yeah! Haha you fell for it!" I said, forced.
"Oh, good! I thought you were serious!"
RobbieGoodfell: Well, lovebirds, I gotta jet. Some serious business to do. Tell Glitch I said hi. Prankster is out!
MeghanChase: Puck, you know playing Pac-Man doesn't constitute as business?
RobbieGoodfell: Damn you, Pinky!
RobbieGoodfell has left the conversation.
I closed the laptop, and pulled Meghan into my lap. "Meghan, let's go do something rather than this." I smiled, remembering my surprise for her, "how about we-"
"Ash!" she yelled, annoyed. "I'm trying to beat level 30!"
I sighed and walked out of the room. She shrieked, and I turned around, ready to protect her.
"I have 3 friends now!"
AN: Well...yeah. That was cheesy. Well why don't you give it a try? C'mon, you want toooooooooo!
And see that button below?
If you press it, Meghan, Ash, and Puck will add you on Facebook! So expand your friend list to 4 friends (you know your only friend is your mom!) and review!