CHP 1 OKAY!111
my nmae is bella swan nd I am like 17 or somefing like dat okay. I have brown har. It is long an straight. I hav dep brown eyes wich ar expressive n passionate. I am reely pretty and sexy an every1 is alwys tryin to rape me but I have no frendz becuz people ar intimdatd by mi incredible beauty.….. ikr. one fing ue shud no: i hate my life. I em clumsy. I am a loser an have no friends. I also have the worst luk also and also 5 quid says I em also moar deprezed dan youu.
Once I trid to kill myself bi standin in de shower foar ages to see if I'd get gang-grene (OMFG SP!) and die.
I didnt. : (
I live in forks becuz my fuckin bitch of a mom got off wiv sum baseball player (or somein like that mebe it was football idk wtf who cares) so I gotta go live in forks where its drk all the time not like in Ariznoa where itz sunny all the time (wher I used to live it rox oky u shud go sumtime)
Da sun is shinin (eeew) an rite now I em sittin in deh back of my dads car listenin to my black shiny ipod touch to my fave playlist "deprezzing/painfully indie awesum songs and uver random indie awesum lyk muse" as I lookd out de rain spatterd window at thr dark sky. We are on de way to his hous. It's rainig and dark lik the wether in my heart (or soul idk)…
Also somefin u shud know about me is dat I like to right poery okay nd I em like amazing at it its the only fing im good at here is a poem I rote:
Der once woz a girl called bella
She was pretty buh couldn't geh a fella
So she cut off her hair with a ball point pen
And sold it at auction, then
She cut her wrists and drowned herself in the bath
Fin.
I was cut (lolgeddit cuz I'm a goffik haa) frm my deprezzin chain ofthoughts by my dad-
"bella r u okay" said charles my dad. He sonds worried about something pfft wtf duz he hav to worry about compred to me da fucking posrer!111
"yeah I gues….." I sed in a depressed way. (lol geddit, lyk Gerard way coz hes hot!1111), my shiny hair ova half my face as I looked thru da car widnow.
"I know it will b hard 2 ajust 2 lifee here blla, but im sure youll fit in soon enuff, u r pretty afterall."
WTF
Now my own fathr is hittin on me omfg I hate bein so pretty I jst wanted to die what a fucking perveeee! : ( : (
EDN OF CHPTER ONEE. FANGS FOR REEDING :DDDDDDD