Inside Out – Emotional Media Reviews!
(Film and TV reviews as told by my Emotions)
Deep within the mind of everyone on earth are the five Emotions that run everything and make us who we are. They are Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger and Disgust. Our series takes place in the mind of a 25 year old girl named Agatha with a great love for film and TV. Let's take a look in her head, shall we?
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Buried deep in the Headquarters of Agatha's mind, an excited voice rang out. "Yes! I can't believe we are finally doing this!" a blue haired yellow pixie-like being exclaimed. She wore a white t-shirt with the Mickey Mouse symbol on the front, red sweat pants and rainbow socks. This was Joy, Agatha's happiness emotion who was in charge of HQ… even if her antics did end up getting Agatha stuck with Aspergers Syndrome. "We've been wanting to do this series ever since watching Inside Out (which, might I add, has become one of our top fave Disney films) and now we are finally writing it! I mean, like geez, why did it take us this long?"
"Agatha likes to procrastinate… a lot." A short blue girl in round glasses answered. She had on a blue sweater, darker of a shade than her skin, which nearly covered her faded jeans. On her shoulders she wore a beige trench coat that almost dragged across the floor. Sadness was one of Agatha's stronger emotions as she was diagnosed with depression.
"Yeah, not to mention we have a life… and I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing, just that Agatha had other stuff to do." A green skinned girl remarked, shaking the hair from her eyes. Disgust nearly always spoke her mind, but that was to be expected of Agatha's picky nature. She wore a light green short shirt that showed the navel, a black leather jacket and matching pants, pleather boots and a black studded collar. "But at least now we have time to do some movie and TV show reviews."
"Just so long as they don't make us review The Last Airbender! That one has me screaming every curse word in the book!" Anger was another of Agatha's stronger emotions, especially when it comes to the things that she cares about the most. He wore a ripped sleeveless black shirt with a skull on it, black ripped jeans with side chains and red high top shoes. "I mean nice going, Shamalama Ding Dong! You butchered one of the best anime of all time!"
"Anyway, it's about time we get things organized so we can begin." Agatha's Fear had changed quite a lot over the past few years. She had gotten over a whole bunch of phobias and therefore was much braver… just so long as heights aren't involved. He wore brown pants, purple sneakers and a red and green Freddy Kruger sweater. "So, in this series we, Agatha's Emotions, will be giving about a different movie or TV show every chapter that you as the readers suggest. Now we have a list of genres we are willing to work with:
Crime drama
Comedy (Stand up and sitcom)
Fantasy
Disney/ other animations
Supernatural
Anime
Western/ other time periods
Action
and Horror…
Wait, who put horror on the list?!"
"Take it easy, Fear. I thought you got over being scared of horror films?"
"Oh, I'm not scared of those anymore, Joy, but we have our limits, remember. Like there is nooooo way we are ever watching the Saw franchise!"
"Totally, or anything that falls under torture porn! Like The Human Centipede or Hostel! *Gag*"
"So anyway, send us in your suggestions, Agatha will watch it and we'll review it! See you all real soon! XD"
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AU/ Just leave a message with your suggestion of what you want my emotions to review and they will tell you my opinions!