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SHIN KIDOU SENKI GUNDAM
WING
SAINAN NO KEKKA: RANDOMNESS PART
1
Behind the Scenes at Sainan no
Kekka
Note: Just some random stuff- some of these are conversations I
saved, others are "in jokes" between me and Ger.
Quicksilver's Excuse # 1- Why E's are so Frequently Missing
The author
glared at Duo. "I can't believe you just DID that!" she shrieked, sounded
not at all unlike a wounded
cat.
"It
seemed logical at the
time...."
"Duo,
eating 'smores while typing love notes to Hilde on MY computer is not the
brightest idea! The E key's stuck now!"
Omake # 1- Musically Disinclined
Gerald
typed away, preparing for the dramatic end to Act 6. Noin had protested,
insinuating that she was going to have her lawyers study the contract she
had signed, but she was going to get killed no matter what she may have
threatened. With a sigh of contentment, he finished the last
line.
"All
I need now is music... Quicksilver, Cue BLUE, ok?" he called over his
shoulder, waiting for the song to start. He needed the mood
music.
He
heard her put on the music. "We just figured out Blue's clues.... We just
figured out Blue's
clues...."
He
smacked his hand against his had in exasperation. "I said CUE BLUE, as in
the Cowboy Beebob song, not Blue's
Clues!"
"Sorry!"
Random Conversation One:
Gerald: it's a wonder we've managed to stay with SnK for so
long
Quicksilver: it's cause people would have our blood
Omake # 2- Chatting with Trowa
"QUICKSILVER!!!!!"
Quicksilver
jerked upright from her comfy computer chair, mentally counting the
exclamation points Trowa had used as she looked guiltily at him. "Yes,
Trowa?"
"How
could you?!" he said, sounding
traumatized.
"Huh?"
she asked, not following him at
all.
"You
gave me to GERALD to write! YOU were supposed to write my sections- not
GERALD, of all people!" The sharp green eyes that fangirls found so
fascinating were almost gleaming with
panic.
She
blinked in confusion. "Well, I had a lot to do, and frankly, Ger is the
one who would be able to handle your sections better. Besides, since he's
not writing as many characters, it was only fair." she ticked the points
off on her fingers
dispassionately.
"He's
not writing as many because HE KILLED NOIN!" Trowa exclaimed, going into a
genuine
panic.
Quicksilver
watched in fascination as the normally placid pilot started to
hyperventilate between breaths. "Well, that was part of the plot...." she
said defensively. "And I'm going to be killing someone, too- Ger promised
me I
could!"
"So
if I'm with Gerald, I'm
safe?"
"Didn't
say that!" Quicksilver gave him a wicked grin. "I make no promises!"
He
paled, looking like he had on white greasepaint. He whimpered; Quicksilver
could hardly believe her ears. "But.... Gerald likes torturing his
characters..."
"Like
I don't? I was rather proud of the whole Hilde-Zero
thing...."
"Yes,
but your counterpart writes Heero, Wufei, Zechs, Noin..... should I go on?
Or I did I make my
point?"
Quicksilver
looked guilty. "Well, I don't think he can do anything THAT bad to you,
can he?" she
said.
Trowa
just gave her a level stare from beneath his
unibang.
"Um,
right. Well, I have to get to work! Une calls, and when she wants
something done, you DO it!" She turned her attention from the pilot of 03,
ignoring his terrified
yelps.
He
had a very bad feeling about this.....
Quicksilver's Excuse #2- Why E's are Missing So Often
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Calm
down, miss. Tell me what the problem
is."
The
green-haired author sniffed a few times. "My original characters ran away
from
me!"
The
Preventer official patted her on the shoulder awkwardly. "There, there...
we'll find them for
you."
She
wiped her eyes. "That's not the problem! Shin can stay gone as far as I'm
concerned! The problem is that he took my E key with him!"
Omake # 3- While Gerald's Away.... QS Will Play
"ONNA!"
Quicksilver
looked up at Wufei's cliche entrance bellow. "Yes, Fei?" she asked,
scribbling notes down for the next
section.
"I
have a question for
you!"
She
gave him her huge neko-eyes (patent pending).
"Yes?"
"There's
something wrong with the script for this
side!"
She
had a feeling she knew exactly what he was talking about, but pretended
not to. "Which
side?"
"Human
Touch!"
She
pretended to reread it. "I see nothing
wrong...."
"I
think you've been tampering.... no where in my contract did I agree to do
nude scenes!"
Random Conversation Two:
Quicksilver: Relena strikes me as a possible morning person, ne?
We said Quatre wasn't.
Gerald: relena? i'd think she would
be
Quicksilver: bright cheery, "today is a new day"
mentality
Gerald: yeah
Gerald: maybe a little too
cheery
Gerald: XD
Quicksilver: I thought so
Omake # 4- After Gerald's Away....
Gerald
glanced nervously over his shoulder, slightly fearful. He'd been away from
his computer for a week, and that meant….
"GER GER
GER GER
GER!!!!"
He
found himself getting tackled by his overly genki-hyper-happy co-writer.
Her pounce sent him reeling backwards onto his back, much the way Tigger
did to Pooh. "Hello, Quicksilver…."
Her smile
was brilliant. "Got a fic for me? Huh Huh Huh?"
Random Conversation Three:
Gerald: zechs goes crazy, kind of
Quicksilver:
zechs... goes to his estate
Gerald: *pats
zechs*
Gerald: maybe we should stop beating him with a
stick
Quicksilver: *innocent look*
Gerald: he's had
enough trauma these past few days
Quicksilver: we haven't beaten
him in WEEKS
Gerald: oh
Gerald: well go blog then
Omake # 5- Ger's Obsessive-Compulsive Nature
"ANGST!"
"HUMOR!"
"ANGST!"
"DRAMA!"
"ANGST!"
"SATIRE!"
"ANGST!"
"PHILOSOPHY!"
"ANGST!"
"INTROSPECTION!"
"ANGST!"
"SAP!"
"Dear
God, you are kidding, right?"
"Well, yes…."
"Then…
ANGST!"
"ACTION!"
"ANGST!"
"ROMANCE!"
"GAG! ANGST ANGST
ANGST!"
"Ger, you have an amazingly one-track mind sometimes."
Random Conversation Four:
Gerald: ......and people BETTER not ask for a SnK
sequel
Quicksilver: they will
Gerald: i will shoot
them if they do
Gerald:
Quicksilver: We say
NOOOOOOO
Quicksilver's Excuse # 3- Why E's Are Missing
"What the
hell are YOU doing here, Nabiki? This is a GUNDAM WING fic, not a Ranma
fic!"
"I'm
the one who bought your fanfic copy from Quatre- seemed he had a busines
venture to finance, and even his billions were a little hard pressed." The
Middle Tendo daughter looked at her. "According to my records, you've used
your quotient of E's for the
month...."
Quicksilver
felt a pit form in the middle of her stomach.
"Huh?"
"You've
screamed GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER once too often- I'm afraid
I'll have to cut you
off."
"WHAT?!"
Random Conversation Five:
Gerald: actually, i need a new domain
name
Quicksilver: why?
Gerald: cause i need a new
domain
Gerald: XD
Gerald: three is not enough for
me!
Gerald: i must have four!
Quicksilver: *sighs* How
about darkflight.com
Gerald: .......no
Quicksilver:
*g* sainannokekka.org?
Gerald: ...............
Gerald:
nooooo
Gerald: *dies*
Gerald:
XD
Quicksilver: genkichildrenontrains.com might still be
available....
Gerald: *DIES*
Quicksilver:
gacktsspleen.net?
Gerald: ......
Gerald: i need to
call my mom
Gerald: brb
Quicksilver:
LOL
Quicksilver: mommy.com!
Gerald:
........................
Gerald: QS!!!!!
Gerald:
*thwaps*
Omake # 6- QS at Play (Again)
"Ok, take
your places!" Quicksilver said cheerfully.
"This scar
itches…."
"Get used
to it, Hee-chan. You're gonna be wearing it for the entire story!"
Heero gave
her
the-glare-that-all-fanfic-authors-seemed-compelled-to-describe-in-a-melodramatic-fashion.
"May I ask WHY?"
"Um, I
never really got that. You'd have to ask Ger-Ger. And I think he's busy
setting up A007."
"And what
the hell are you doing here? You don't have anything to do with the
Breaks!"
"SOMEONE has to make sure you guys go through practice!"
Atsuki
walked into the room, wearing little except for a smile. She slid onto the
bed, and draped the covers over her body. "Well, are you two going to get
at it?" Quicksilver asked.
Heero
suddenly figured out why the writer was there. "You voyeur!"
The REAL Reason E's are missing so often:
Quicksilver: i want my E key!
Quicksilver: *is
incrdibly frustrated*
Quicksilver: i'm sooooo
ticked
Quicksilver: th damn key is gtting wors
Gerald:
can't you buy a new keyboard?
Quicksilver: i might have
to
Quicksilver: i had a spare
Quicksilver: but it
doesn't hav the right one
Gerald: oh
Gerald:
*hugs*
Gerald: *is writing about concealed missile bays in VF-22
mecha*
Quicksilver: ihavtortypveruthomg
Quicksilver:
osshit
Quicksilver: thspacbarjust went
Gerald:
o.O
Gerald: erm
Gerald: i think you need a new
keyboard
Gerald: ^_^
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