This Is called "Insanity in a Box". Why is it in the Harry Potter Section, Because I know people will look there, and why else? 'Casue I mention good old Harry in it too.

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Hello folks, and welcome to another morning edition of

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JONNY EAT YOUR PEAS DAMNIT THERES PEOLPE IN CHINA STARVING

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Today, we have our famous guest star

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POTATOS?! I FORGOT POTATOS! YOU CANT MAKE A CHICKEN WITH OUT

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Ricky Martin, great to have you on the show...
So, I'm telling him , No there's no KFC left in my van, and he got so angry, he pulls up the upholstery and eats the

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Ants in your pants, hahahah, ants in your pants, go tell your

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Jim! but, is it

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Good enough to for the ultimate test-drive? With an all new V8 engine, the Honda Mazadda-ferarri-hybrid XV4U8985498-Q and a half is the brand new car that all your friends want, and you can get because you're crazy enough to camp outside the dealer ship the night before it comes in... ::blinks::

And Harry potter washed, and washed, and washed, and washed, his hands, until they bled

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I've got a lovely bunch of

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Quittidich Balls, didillo dee dee

Standing all strait in a row, Big ones, Fat one's some as big as

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NORTIN, NORTIN COME DOWN I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

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You'd make a fair beater Potter, But this is the

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NYQUIL!

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You'll poke your eye out with that thing, better make sure the cap is

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Screwed on tight, the little bugga wont get outta that trap, now --- CRYKEE , HE'S GOT MY LEG, CALL 911

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Thanks for wasting your time with this one, I hope you all enjoyed it , and had as good of a laugh out of it as I did spending time to make it. Which I didn't... o_O