Xevran: Would you be interested in joining me in the woods for a couple of rounds of pike twirling, if you catch my meaning?

Sten: No.

Morrigan: Stop staring at my breasts like that, tis most disturbing!

Sten: No.

Oghren: I've never met a Qunari before. You wouldn't happen to be a woman would you? Heh heh.

Sten: No.

Leliana: The Grey Warden is cheating on me with both Morrigan and Xevran. I…I need a hug!

Sten: No.