Obligatory Disclaimer: I don't owe 'em, don't sue, just borrowing 'em.
Rating T for 1 rude word repeated a bunch of times.
Bollywood Kick-ass
Raj is sure that Amitabh Bachchan would kick Chuck Norris' ass, dude. He won't ever say anything. They would just make fun of him. Howard would mock Bollywood movies with his dinga-dinga Indian break dancing, which is offensive and racist. Leonard would probably tell lame Chuck Norris jokes. Sheldon wouldn't get it. Sheldon, being Sheldon, would be a condescending ass.
"Such an event would be improbable. Neither actor can compare to Leonard Nimoy's genius acting abilities; and furthermore, Spock would 'kick both of their asses.' "
Mostly, Raj will never say anything because Sheldon can totally kick Raj's ass.
A/N:Any con/crit or grammar advice would be good, since I don't have a Beta reader. Thanks.