This story was inspired by a very cute avatar I hope you like it and please review! These are kinda like drabbles…but they're all related so I guess you could call it a story…a very messed up story.

Disclaimer: I will save my loose change and buy FMA! But until then, it's not mine TT

I wrote this while listening to Uhn Tiss by the Bloodhound Gang, which explains a lot…

Fanficiction? About me?

Ed walked into one of the main offices at HQ and sat down at the latest technology of Amestris. The computer. He had heard it had been in the works for sometime now, and it had been released a while ago, but now there was this thing called 'internet', which supposedly made it a lot more interesting. He pushed the 'on' button and pulled out the manual (which had the size of a dictionary). He grunted. "Damn thing is HUGE! How hard could it be? If it's so high tech then it should be adapted to be easy to handle," he said to no one in particular, then tossed the manual in the trash.

A screen came up with some icons on it, and one with a big 'E' that said internet explorer. He double clicked on it then a page came up. "Fanfiction .net?" Ed said questionably. Apparently someone had saved a page on that automatically went to the Fullmetal Alchemist section. "What weird people are writing stories about us?" Ed said. "Hey, there's criteria settings!" he said excitedly. "Hmm, how about me and Winry! I bet a lot of people think we're a good pairing, though that would never happen…" he said, setting the criteria.

The page loaded and he looked at it. "42 results found." "Oh, that's a lot!" he said, leaning forward. He thought about reading some, but he didn't feel that way about his childhood friend, and would feel weird doing so. He looked at the criteria settings again. "Hmm…" he said as he set it to himself and Roy Mustang. "I bet a lot of people have fight stories about us!" he said excitedly. He pushed to 'go' button and eagerly awaited his results.

"68 pages! Wow!" he said, eager to read stories of him and Roy 'battling.' He began skimming through the page. "Hmm, what's this?" he said, stopping on a story called "Firelit Lust" he clicked on it and began reading.

"Firelight burned from the tips of melting wax candles, illuminating the darkness that covered the room. Two figures were lit partly, one a short blond slouching on a black couch, the other dark haired and sitting up straight on a large black armchair. The dark haired male, obviously older by about a decade, watched the blond with a trained eyes. "So. You know why you're here, right, Fullmetal?" he asked, eyes dancing with some kind of amusement.

Pulling himself straight in his seat, Edward took a sip of the drink he'd been given when he had come. "Some kind of top secret mission?" He replied, watching his superior. The look in his eyes made him want to run. Something wasn't right..

"This is weird…I wonder what kind of mission it is…" Ed said to himself.

"Edward was right. Slowly his eyelids grew heavy, drooping down over his eyes..."

"Wha!?! He drugged me!"

"When the blond awoke moments later, he found his arms were bound with something. Golden eyes darted around the room and were greeted with the sight of Roy Mustang in a elegant blue bathrobe. "Nice to see you're awake, Fullmetal," Roy said, standing from the chair he had been sitting in. The man made his way over to the side of the bed, where Ed found that he had been handcuffed to the headboard. Ed's eyes hardened on the colonel. "What the hell are you doing, bastard?!" the boy hissed.

Roy dropped the robe from his shoulders, revealing nothing but a leather jockstrap beneath it, a whip tied on the side. Undoing the tie, he lifted the brown leather item, letting the end spill on the floor. He ran his tongue along the whip, gazing at Edward. Hopping on the bed, Roy pinned the blond unnecessarily, whip in his left hand. He lowered his head to the blond's cheek. "You know I love you, Ed. I couldn't wait any more," he murmured, finishing with licking the boys cheek.

The blond stared in horror, tremors running throughout his body. "Roy!!""

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT!!!" Ed yelled as he fell back off the chair and onto the floor. His hands tangled in the mouse as he fell, leaving him bound on the floor. "Fullmetal, what is it? I heard yelling, is everything alright?" Roy said as he walked into the dark office. Ed looked at the colonel, then back at his bound hands, then back at the colonel. "NO! BACK, YOU HORNY BEAST!" Ed yelled as he struggled to free himself. "Wha…?" Roy said, walking closer. "NOO!" Ed yelled, struggling even more against the cord. "Why, cruel fate!" he yelled at the mouse. Roy just walked around him and over to the computer screen. 'What a relief-wait, no!' Ed thought, remembering the story was still on the screen.

"Wait, colonel, don't-" Ed said, finally freeing himself from his binds and quickly scrambling over to the computer. But it was too late. "So, Fullmetal, is this the reason you wanted to use the computer?" Roy said with his usual smirk. Ed began blushing furiously. "No! I just accidentally found it and-and!" Ed said, too embarrassed to talk. "Well, Edward, I'm surprised to know that you don't know me well enough to know I would never do something like that," he said. Ed still blushed. "I would never do anything to you without your consent," Roy said, leaning closer to the blond and whispering in his ear. "In fact, I'd make you want it." Ed gasped and pulled away from him. "W-what!" he said nervously.

Roy leaned forward o that their lips were barely touching. "Do you want it?" Roy whispered seductively. Ed parted his lips to say something, but no words came out. Roy took this as a yes. He leaned forward and took the boys first kiss. Ed moaned into the motion, and hesitantly pushed back into the kiss.

"Yo, Roy! Where are ya! I wanna show ya pictures of my beautiful daughter Elysia!" Hughes yelled from down the hall. They quickly broke apart and Ed rushed to the computer to close the window. He turned around and Roy brought a gloved finger up to wipe some spit from the corners of Ed's mouth. "We really need to work on your kissing skills, you drooled all over yourself," Roy said, amused. "Sh-shut up!" Ed said, blushing. Roy pulled him into a tight hug, then released moments before Hughes walked in.

"Roy! There you are! I've been looking all over for ya! I wanted to show ya pictures of my beautiful daughter! Come on!" he said, grabbing Roy's arm and dragging him out of the office. "Fullmetal, we'll finish discussing this later," Roy said, winking at the blond. Ed blushed and nodded.

"So, Roy, what were you and Ed doin' in there?" said Hughes' fading voice as he and Roy walked down the hall.

So, how was it? Next chapter coming soon! Yay me! Oh, sorry…oh yeah, I used 'Kat-chanTehNewEnvy's fic up above, sorry I didn't ask! Please forgive! It's a really good story though, I liked it! So no credit goes to me It's actually on so review it! Please join my site! Edxroysantuary.proboards82 add at the end! W00t!