Shawn and Jeff walked out of the coffee shop with all kinds of things. "Oh my god Hunter! Look at my plush lion! Rawr!" Shawn said as he put it in Triple H's face.
"What the hell? Get that fucking lion away from me!!!" Hunter said angrily.
"Sheesh. Someone's not in a good mood!" said Jeff.
"Your damn right I'm not in a good mood!!!" Hunter argued back.
"I know what you need. You need skittles." Said Jeff. "DUH! Everything's better with skittles!" Jeff said putting skittles in the air.
"And Jeff, how many packets of skittles did you order?!" Hunter asked suspiciously hoping Jeff won't get hyper for eating too many skittles.
"Nine." Jeff started. "Hundred."
"NINE HUNDRED BAGS OF SKITTLES?!?!? WE NEEDED THAT MONEY FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!!" Triple H said glaring at Jeff.
"Wow. Why so cranky?" Matt asked as he came back with a Popsicle.
"Because! Stephanie and I can't have sex because she's on her period!!!" hunter said grabbing Matt's Popsicle and throwing it on the floor.
"HEY!!!" Said Matt. "Just because she's moody and bitchy doesn't mean you have to take it out on us!!!"
Hunter quickly pulled out a sledgehammer from out of nowhere. "Don't push it Hardy."
"I'm Captain Underpants!!!" said Shawn singing. "Oh I'm captain underpants ready to kick you in your ass! oh I'm captain underpants Cena smells like shit and rats!!!!" Shawn sang as he began to strip.
"NO SHAWN! DON'T GET NUDE!!!" Matt shouted.
"But Captain Underpants is naked! Well, all he wears is underwear! So I'll only wear Underwear!" Said Shawn as he only left on his underwear.
"Ow!! It burns!!!" shouted Jeff.
"Let me see if I can fly!" Said Shawn as he climbed onto the Empire State Building.
"NO Shawn N- Eh. Too Late." Said Matt.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Said Shawn as he fell down. "HOLY CRAP! I CAN'T FLY!!" Said Shawn as he hit the floor.
"Duh…" Hunter mumbled.
"OWEEE! MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!" Said Shawn.
"Here, Shawn. Have some Skittles!" Said Jeff. "Skittles makes everything better!!"
As Shawn went to grab some Skittles, Jeff quickly snatched it away. "No Way Shawn! Get your own Skittles!" said Jeff.
"But-!"
"NO! Get up Shawn!!"
"But I'm Hurt!!!" Yelled Shawn.
"THEN HAVE SOME SKITTLES!!! SKITTLES MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!!" said Jeff.
"UGH!" Shawn said as he slapped his head. "OW!"
"See Shawn! This is what you get for being a SuperHero!!"
