Disclaimer:Holy crap!I am not anywhere near being even close to owning anything!
This is my third or fourth .
Asbel: Hubert,we...
Hubert: Yes brother?
Asbel: We need to talk.
Hubert: What about?
Asbel: Would you mind coming into my study?
Hubert: What is this?!
Asbel: Please?
Hubert: Fine.
Hubert: Ahhg! Cheria! Malik? What are you doing here?
Cheria: This is for your own good. This is a intervention.
Hubert: An intervention?! What for?!
Malik: Just sit down.
Hubert: No!
Pascal: Please?
Hubert: Wha-! Pascal?! You too?!
Pascal:Pretty pleeeaaase?
Hubert:...
Hubert: Fine. *sits*
Cheria: Now, we are here today because of...
Hubert: Because of what?!
Malik: Because of your B artes.
Hubert: What about them?
Cheria: Specifically, "Broadside waltz".
Hubert: What's wrong with it?
Asbel: Well, um...
Malik: You use it a lot.
Hubert: And WHAT is wrong with that?
Asbel: Nothing is wrong with that, Hubert.
Malik: It's just what you say in the B arte.
Hubert: What?! What's wrong with "Dance like the damned, instant valse"?!
Malik: *chuckles*
Cheria: *facepalm*
Pascal: *giggles*
Asbel: *confused*
Hubert: What?! Why are you laughing?!
Malik: Well,you see...(chuckles)
Hubert: Cheria!? Why is the captain laughing?!
Cheria: *Facepalm*
Malik: You see, Hubert, although you may be saying, "Dance like the damned, instant valse", it really sounds like-
Twenty minutes later...
Malik: Now do you see why it's really, really bad?
Hubert: *Dumbfounded*
Cheria: Sophie was saying it out in the yard! Do you know how weird it is when someone asks you, in front of all the the other children, what instant ba-
Hubert: That is NOT what I said...
Malik: It sure sounded like i-
Hubert: That is not what I said...
Asbel: It's okay Hubert. *Places his hand on Hubert's shoulder* We're here for yo-
Hubert: *strangles Asbel* That is not what I said brother...that is not what I said...
Asbel: You're (cough) choking me (wheez)!
Hubert: That is not what I said brother..
Malik: Hey! *makes Hubert let go*
Pascal: It's okay! I say wonky stuff all the time, li'l bro!
Hubert: That is NOT the same thing...
Cheria: Un-believable... *Facepalm*
Asbel: I don't understand, Hubert. Why can't you just change the word-
Hubert: You cannot just change the words to a B arte!
Cheria: Calm down-
Hubert: No! You should be cursing your own dirty minds for thinking I would say...THAT!
Cheria: We aren't yelling at you.
Asbel: I don't understand...
Malik: It's alright, Asbel.
Hubert: ...that is not what I said...
Mali: But it's funny to think that you, of all people, would say something like instant b-
Hubert: Dance like like damned, instant valse! Valse, valse, valse, valse, valse, valse, valse, valse! I SAID VALSE!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA! *Bang*
Twenty minutes later...
Malik: That went well.
Cheria: Dang! Why did we do an intervention?!
Malik: It WAS your idea.
Malik and Cheria: (glare)
Asbel: Stop it, you two. Fightning won't help us.
Pascal: Wow...
Asbel: What is it?
Malik and Cheria: No Asbel! Don't-!
Pascal: He was all wonky! Then he got all teary-teary and then he went bang bang and then he-
Twenty thousand minutes later...
Everyone but Pascal: *Facepalm*
Malik: What are you trying to tell us?
Pascal: He like, totally missed me with his B arte or whatever!
Cheria: Un-believable!
Richard: *Runs through the door*I'm sorry I was late, Asbel. Oh, is the intervention over?
Everyone but Pascal and Richard: *Sigh*