Authors note: Sorry about this being late guys, i had my dad visiting and i was kinda lazy, but i got it done and here it is!
It was another day, actually, is it always day? Anyway it was at Daydream Oasis that this champion lived, her (or him i don't know their gender!) name was Berger, this cow funkey was lactose intolerant but could make the best cheese around! But the Funkeys Town eating contest was coming up, and Berger dreamed of winning! She could finally show the world she is more then just a cheese maker, and maybe get a few cheese sales in the process! She spent night and day trying to get better, she did it 24/7! She had some tricks like using a biscuit in the contest as her food of choice, breaking it into tiny pieces, putting it into her drink and drinking it, but then the day came, she was the only contestant if you didn't count Boggle and Mulch, Mulch was eating organic healthy fruits and vegetables, Boggle was eating his Boggle butter and anything put on his plate, even the other funkey's that tried to enter but turned out to be henchmen! the contest started and Boggle chucked a piece of chocolate into Mulch's food making him go crazy and run away, Berger was about to yell when she noticed there were no rules that said you couldn't put other food on another funkey's food, she put some cheesecake made with spicy coconuts from Funkiki Island on Boggle's plates. "MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" he yelled, giving Berger enough time to eat the rest of the food and drink the milk to win! When someone gave her her prize she said "Thanks to all of you! I needed support and now i need to go to the bathroom!" she said as she ran off. In the great Berger hall the prize can be seen next to Their King who was put in plastic for everyone to see, nobody knows if the prize has something to do or if it is an ancient treasure, but maybe we will, and maybe it is best that we don't.