Prompt: Puns
Word Count: 100
Russian Translation at ficbook. net [slash] readfic/5367575/13821374
"Dick signs his papers with his wiener on the dotted line."
"His stepdad? Wakes up every day to someone else's Dick."
"Don't forget: Dick loves Dick."
There was the clack of leather shoes on the marble floor.
"Oh shit Di—Mister Roman. We were just screwing around. Promise."
"I'm sure you were, gentlemen, but you know, company policy and all."
A monstrous smile, a twist of their necks, the slice of an artery, and a beautiful fountain of black blood spurted onto Dick Roman's shoes.
Shame he killed them. They, admittedly, had the best puns.
He really was a dick.