Madara Uchiha/Tobi/Obito Uchiha's Rant
Another day in Akatsuki. Another day that Akatsuki's members blame the small and hyper Tobi. After a vase was broken again, an argument was brought up that was centered around if Tobi did it. One everyone left the hideout, Tobi sighed and removed his mask to show an annoyed Madara Uchiha in the body of Obito Uchiha.
Begin Rant=
This is so annoying. Do you know how hard and frustrating it is, keeping the innocent act and not brutally assaulting any of these bastards? Of course you don't. I can't wait until my plans for revenge on Konoha can take place. Then I won't have to keep up this ridiculous act of being a good boy. You know, I actually did some of the things "Tobi" was blamed for. It's quite amusing really. The one that the blame is first directed to cries innocence with that one phrase, "Tobi is a good boy." And while everyone just accepts that and eventually moves on, he's the one who actually did it, and yet he didn't. Quite and ironic conundrum…-sigh- I need one of those cookies.
-stands up and disappears into kitchen, returning moments later with an entire unopened package of chips ahoy chewy cookies- Now, where was I? –bites off piece of cookie thoughtfully, creating a short chibi moment- mm…You know, things like this are what make my job easier to tolerate and more enjoyable…Hm, I think these were supposed to be someone else's. Oh well, they should know better if they're in the Akatsuki. They should have hidden them in their room and locked their door, but they didn't. And now they pay the price for it. mm, you want one? –around a half hour and a full pack of cookies later…- That hit the spot. Anyways, back to what I was saying before. Ah yes, I don't particularly enjoy having to play the role of a "good boy" that follows that blonde around and is obsessed with being in an evil organization. I've actually annoyed myself sometimes. In my own opinion, it's pathetic if someone is so annoying that they even annoy themselves. It's hard for me to believe that I'm actually going through with my plan like this at times. When I realize that I really am doing this in my bouts of denial, I disgust myself. I wish Nagato would hurry up and destroy that village and that damn Itachi would die already. As if I don't already know his true motives for doing anything he's done until now. He's a nuisance and I can't wait for him to croak from that illness. The only member I've found tolerable and have told my plans to is that plant Zetsu. H-
-stops abruptly upon hearing voices shouting and coming closer- Damn, they've returned. Time to go back to work. –pulls mask back on, and shoves trash in a random room, eliminating all evidence of him eating the cookies-
End Rant
"I told you that setting it off there was a bad idea, but did you listen? Fuck No! How are we going to explain to Leader that we killed another information collector again and hardly anything was left!" Hidan curses and disappears further in the complex.
"Like you would care!" Deidara retorts childishly and storms into the kitchen.
"D-Deidara-sempai! Wait for me!" Tobi shouts and follows the blonde artist into the kitchen. A scream is soon heard followed by Deidara's voice.
"Who the hell ate my cookies?!" Deidara shouts enraged and storms back to where most of the other members were, followed by a frantically concerned Tobi.
"I had a whole pack of Chips Ahoy chewy cookies! Who took them?!" Deidara repeats angrily, eyeing all of the members present. Behind the mask of "Tobi" Madara Uchiha held back his dark chuckles of amusement, watching the spectacle before him as another hate filled argument ensued.