Chapter 1: Little brother
I sighed, which poor crybaby is Mr.D going to adopt as my sister. I wonder if she's Russian or Korean like last time, hm... I don't really care what her nationality is as long as she's not Korean...
Flashback
My eye opened after I heard loud music. It's 2 am for gods sake!! Oh she is gonna get it! I trudged down the stairs. Where I saw Hye singing along to "Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi show! Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show!!!" She screeched again. "Hye!! What are you doing?!"
"Just watching TV!!"
"Hye... IT'S TWO AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End of flashback
shuddered. At that moment a girl of about 18 walked- no scratch that barged!-into my room. "Who the hell are you?!"
"Hey Baby brother!" She yelled grabbing me and giving me a noogy. I could feel the blood boiling... Nobody... NOBODY gives Kai Hiwatari a noogy and lives to tell the tail. "Oh yea my name is Eva" She exclaimed. "I'm your new big sister!"
"No way lady!"
"I ain't no lady! I'm only eighteen!!"
"Well too bad!"
"Eva! Eva is my name! Or I give you a wedgie!"
"Screw you!"
"Ew I'm your sister! Not your girl!"
"I didn't mean it that way!"
"Admit it you think I'm hot!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Aha so you admit it!"
"Did not you tricked me!"
"That is my job!"
"No it's not!"
"Anyway show me your team so I can embarrass you in front of them."
"No!"
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Ow my but hurts! "Now I hope you know not to say no to Eva Hiwatari!" I was hung up on the coat rack... by my underwear!!!
This girl is just mean!!
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Eva is chasing me... in Tyson's yard!!! And we have spectators! Tyson Max and Hilary are Laughing their asses off! And Rei and gram pa are just pitying me!
"No please no!!!!" Not the atomic wedgie! Anything but the atomic wedgie!"
"Little brother come back!!"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Kai!!!"
"Dumb BABY!!"
"Hey!"
"Kiss! Kiss!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Oh no! She caught me!!! "Stop squirming Little brother!" She yelled trying to pin me on the ground!
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