Mary Sue Parody AWESOME-SAUCE

THIS IS A NARUTO FANFIC

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

This is not meant to be taken SERIOUSLY. But if you do, go proceed to the nearest cliff and go die.

I'm just kidding with you, silly!

THIS IS a IT WITH ME.P-A-R- yeah you get the point.

And it's also not supposed to make sense : D

Rated M for language…..ARTS.

Akira Soni is like the most BEAUTIFUL PERSON LIKE EVER. She is so sweet ,nice, caring, hot, sexy, beautiful and eats 50 pounds of candy every day and is still magically skinny, like any other person is. Her hair has pink sparkly blue highlights that are mixed with a mop of pure black hair which is like SO TOMBOY GOTH. She rarely smiled, and her life was oh so terrible! Her parents died and she has a full circle of friends and that care for her! She had a tint of pink on her cheeks all the time because she was shy around people and all gorgeous people blush and stupid times don't they?

She wears black fishnets with black boots and a black t-shirt that shows her bellybutton, a really short black skirt. OH yeah and some more black. She wore black fishnets, on her black fishnets and a black fishnet. She also wears fishnets on her fish netted fishnets made of fishnet. Then sometimes, she goes outside and fishes for fish with a fishnet.

Her body has huge curves in the right places, her head is very curvy .Because if her head wasn't curved, she would look like a fucking square. Every time a boy sees her, they drool or blush immensely like a delicate flower. Because it's very obvious that all boys care about girls and dating more than being a ninja and being HOKAGE.( –RESISTS URGE NOT TO TWITCH EYES-)

She comes from a super powerful clan that kills people and is SUPER POWERFUL. Their power is so powerful, that their powers take up all of their POWERFUL .

-At the Hokage's office-

"You have to stay with Sasuke Uchiha, because I know that making a girl live with a boy isn't weird at all. I mean nothing weird or inappropriate could happen. Right? "Says the Hokage

"Yes of course!" Chirps Akira with a smile on her beautiful, flawless face.

-At Sasuke's House-

"Hi! My name is Akira Soni and I have to live with you under the Hokage's orders! I understand your past. It was so horrible and undesirable, and oh so HORRIBLE! "Said Akira

Sasuke's POV

She isn't like those other girls, she's very sweet, nice, caring, hot, sexy, beautiful and eats 50 pounds of candy every day and is still magically skinny.

Maybe she can help me on my language arts, and we can have a hot sexy make-out session.

Normal POV

"You really do? Sasuke asks

"Yes, I can even help you on your language arts, and we can have a hot sexy make-out session! "She giggles cutely with a hint of pink on her cheeks just like Sasuke.

And they start making out…..

-Few years later-

"Our kids are so beautiful and perfect! Wait…what's her name again?" Asks Akira pointing to the fifth child.

"That's Tori-chan"Says Sasuke.

"Oh yeah!"Giggles Akira cutely.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPELEH EVEH AFTEH

THE END :D

How's that for a Mary-Sue story HUH?

SUCK IT.

JUST KIDDING. I'M A GIRL :3