The Dark Magician kills Dora the Explorer

A/N: Someone said they wanted to see a DM kills Dora the Explorer fic. Well, here it is.

It was a calm autumn day in the woods of Mexico (Do they even have a forest?) The Dark Magician was walking down the path and saw a couple of Kuriboh skipping through the flowers (Don't ask)

The Dark Magician didn't care whatsoever until he tripped over one of the Kuriboh

"What the?" The Dark Magician asked himself

"The Kuriboh cowered in fear of the Dark Magician's height. It peed itself in it's fear and then ran off

The sight of the Kuriboh peeing itself made him wanna go.

So the Dark Magician went to a nearby bush and unzipped his pants and took out his dick and went.

"Hey stop it.' said a group of three little insectoids (name for insects)

Then the three little guys died and Dark Magician finshed and zipped up his pants and continued his quest.

He continued until he discovered a Spanish girl, a monkey with no brain, and a orange fox.

"Swiper, no swipping." said the two weaklings

Then suddenly, Swiper the sneaky fox exploded to pieces and Saggi the Dark clown appeared.

"Hee, hee, hee." laughed Saggi.

"Did you kill Swiper?" asked Doa the dumbass (Hee, hee)

Saggi looked down at the ground and noticed the intestines of the weak fox at his feet. He kicked them aside.

"Uh.. yeah." Saggi answered.

"Yeah." said Boots

Then Saggi attacked Dora and see combusted. Then it kept going until it hit the squirrel who spoke Spanish (Yeah) Then it went and hit Bennie the bull (Hell yeah) and still kept going until finally, It blew up Master Orge of The power rangers ( Mega yeah) so Zenaku would no longer be in control of that gayass Orge and Zenaku went off and became the next action hero and no longer on that dead end job power rangers show (WAHOO!!)

Anyways, Boots saw only the clothes and the pink fluffly panties of Dora also the organs.

"Hey, that's not nice." said Boots

"That Not nice." mocked Saggi, "Well I don't hafta be nice so shut the fuck up."

"Swearing is not nice either." said Boots

The Dark Magician was very mad. Anyone who thought swearing wasn't nice was very immature to him.

Then Dark Magician stepped out and decided to help.

"Let's kill this little pussy.' said Dark Magician

"I agree." said Saggi.

Saggi Paralyzed him and the Dark Magician attacked with his Dark Magic attack.

Then Boots died and fell to the ground

"Stupid creature." said Saggi. THEN, he pulled down his pants and took a big giant dump on Boots the Monkey. "Ha ha." said Saggi as he laughed like Nelson of the Simpsons.

Then Saggi ran away and The Dark Magician went off to eat and a Taco bell.

The End