Redheads in Disguise
Sam Witwicky was in his bedroom "playing with robots". There was a knock on his door, and the locked doorknob wiggled.
"Sam? Are you masturbating in there?" came a female voice from the other side of the door. Sam was so distracted by his "robots" that he didn't even realize that the voice didn't sound like his mother.
"No!" he answered quickly, covering the "robots" up with his jeans.
"Why not?" Jean Grey asked, unlocking the door with her fancy Phoenix powers of fire and universes and things.
Sam blinked up at the gorgeous redhead. "I.. Well.."
Jean walked in and closed the door behind her, letting her Phoenix powers incinerate her clothes off and the fabric dust fell around her ankles. Sam just gawked. "Get ready, Sam," Jean said, stepping closer. "I'm more than meets the eye."