House Elves Related to Pregnant Dinosaurs
Michelle Richardson, a leading Unspeakable at Britain's ministry of magic, has proven that house elves are related to pregnant dinosaurs. "I was studying some dinosaur fossils I had - I had permission to be viewing muggle artifacts, mind you - and I could not help but notice certain similarities between the structure of house elf bones and dinosaur bones. I decided to study this further, and obviously, my work proved fruitful. As we all know, house elves first began to appear at about 6,000 BC. Dinosaurs were prominent during this time period. House elves could not have simply come into existence," comments Richardson. "And this is what my work proved." "I began by studying the very similar skeletal structure. Now, I personally do not believe in evolution, so I immediately ruled that out as the cause of such similarity. Then it struck me - house elves were not evolved from dinosaurs - house elves were dinosaurs." Richardson's work proved that sometime in early 6,000 BC, two female dinosaurs both got pregnant. At this time a very odd virus had come into existence and was spreading rapidly. The pregnant dinosaurs were both subjected to the virus. But they did not contract the virus - their unborn children had. This virus caused the offspring to turn up like they are now - house elves. For her contribution to science, Richardson is being awarded Ministry of Magic's Employee of the Year Award, as well as an Order of Merlin, Second Class.
Michelle Richardson, a leading Unspeakable at Britain's ministry of magic, has proven that house elves are related to pregnant dinosaurs. "I was studying some dinosaur fossils I had - I had permission to be viewing muggle artifacts, mind you - and I could not help but notice certain similarities between the structure of house elf bones and dinosaur bones. I decided to study this further, and obviously, my work proved fruitful. As we all know, house elves first began to appear at about 6,000 BC. Dinosaurs were prominent during this time period. House elves could not have simply come into existence," comments Richardson. "And this is what my work proved." "I began by studying the very similar skeletal structure. Now, I personally do not believe in evolution, so I immediately ruled that out as the cause of such similarity. Then it struck me - house elves were not evolved from dinosaurs - house elves were dinosaurs." Richardson's work proved that sometime in early 6,000 BC, two female dinosaurs both got pregnant. At this time a very odd virus had come into existence and was spreading rapidly. The pregnant dinosaurs were both subjected to the virus. But they did not contract the virus - their unborn children had. This virus caused the offspring to turn up like they are now - house elves. For her contribution to science, Richardson is being awarded Ministry of Magic's Employee of the Year Award, as well as an Order of Merlin, Second Class.