Sick Day + Vampire
**This one is mostly full of little vignettes and anecdotes , each dealing with the simple core question: 'What the hell do you do when the main character is out sick?'**
Eoin and Ruby were having a pleasant conversation at the front gate one fine morning, when Tsukune walked up. "Hi, Eoin-san. Hi, Ruby-san." Tsukune rasped, his voice dragging its feet as it left his mouth. He looked worse than Margaret Thatcher on a paricularly hung-over New Year's Day. "Tsukune-san, you look like crap!" Eoin stated. "Oh, Tsukune-san, are you okay? You look sick. Let me feel your forehead," Ruby said, holding Tsukune. "hhhhh!" Tsukune wheezed affirmatively. At that moment, Moka walked up. "Good morning, Ruby-san, Eoin-san. Good morning Tsukune-san! I, um, didn't get a chance to have breakfast, so, um, could I have a snack, Tsukune?" Before Tsukune could answer, Eoin immediately stopped her. "Based on his fever, upper respiratory symptoms, and general fatigue, I would guess Tsukune has seasonal H1N1, more commonly referred to as the flu. While I may be immune due to past infection, if we let Tsukune out and about, he could start a plague of trans-species influenza, and I, as a scientist and decent person in general, cannot allow that to happen." "What could happen, Eoin-san?" Ruby asked. "I'm glad you asked, Ruby-san," Eoin replied, as he recounted gruesome tales of Youkai-human plagues, from the Black Plague to HIV. "...and that is why Tsukune has to be quarantined. Any questions? N'ont rien? Good."