Percy Jackson- Do You Like My Sword?

Random songfic idea my friend gave me. I DO NOT OWN 'I can swing my sword'.

To be honest, I just replaced a few words, so it's not really creative.

Do you like my sword, sword?

Sword, my magic sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford

Ford, my magic sword, sword

Even if you could, could

I have a patent!

No one else can use a sword

To kill a Titan, Titan

Welcome to my cabin, cabin

I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword

Whenever I get bored, bored

I can swing my sword, sword

I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the Camp Store

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business

And by that I mean swinging swords

Please do not ignore

Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical

You know it like the oracle

I know you like my sword

Because it's freakin MAGIC

If you don't you're lying

But that would be fine

Because it is awesome

And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword

'Cause my dad's a sea lord, lord

Lord of magic swooooorrrrrddddssssah!

HA HA HA HA HA!