Ouran High School Glee Club Preface: (McKinkley)
"Guys, this year, we won nationals. We'll be going to internationals, which will be in Japan, at a school called Ouran Academy. We have about six months to learn Japanese," Mr. Will Schuester said to his glee club. Several, such as Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, and Sora Ootori, were happy. Others, like Blaine Anderson, Noah Pucherman, and Rory Flannagan, were bluntly, pissed.
"I have family there!" an ecstatic freshman named Sora said. The shy Asian girl grinned, while Brittney Pierce looked at her quizically.
"I thought that Japanese people talked in that funny language and wrote weird."
Sora face-palmed, while Fallon Michaels smacked her friend in the back of the head.
"Brit, that's racist."
"But Fallon, I'm not in a race!" the blonde girl said. As the younger girl explained what racist was to her, Mr. Schue continued.
"We'll do four numbers: a Japanese song, a dance song, a screamo song," Fallon looked particularly interested at the last one, "and an original song," he said. "I know that you enjoy screamo, Fallon, and that you can do those screams, so I thought you could have that one as a solo." The blue-haired girl high-fived Sora, and they did their usual gesture- right before their hands touched, they did a claw-like hand signal, and said "Back the fug up!"
"Sora, since you're fluent in Japanese, you get the Japanese number." The Japanese girl looked ecstatic, while a diva-like blonde junior rolled her eyes.
"Lily," he said, looking at the blonde, "you and Jordan," he continued, looking at said boy, "get the dance number since you two enjoy those songs most."
Lily and Jordan hugged each other and let Mr. Schue continue.
"Everyone will take part in the original number."
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(Ouran)
"Men, in six months, an international show choir competition will be taking place here. We must prepare for American, British, Spanish, and French girls to come and be swooned by us," the Host Club's idiot king said.
"There will be sutdents from McKinley High School in Lima, OH, USA, St. Paul's Catholic School in Buchingham, England, Paris L'ecole Secondaire, in Paris, France, and Barcelona ccuela Secundaria of Barcelona, Spain. The club from Lima, New Directions, has the most girls. We have to focus on wooing them for better business," Kyoya Ootori said. "The more American customers, the better."