Ok, so I wrote the Destro/RWBY security P.S.A one day for fun after reading 'Weiss Reacts', when the next day someone hires the RWBY helpers to deal with a problem in their story. I was rather surprised. More so to see that some people think this should be a story. So here's what you all get.

The RWBY helpers H.Q. was oddly quiet today. After Yang took care of the Ruby boyfriend situation and Matt took out yandere Velvet, things had slowed down. "I thought that more people would call after we put that P.S.A out yesterday." Burn said. "Maybe there's nothing happening." Ruby spoke. "Perhaps it's a sign from a higher power, telling us to take time off." Hicks said. "What do you mean time off, we just formed this group." Weiss said.

A moment later the intercoms buzzed. "We got a call from ArchAngel117." Velvet voice boomed over the speaker. "A fan fic author, already?" Burn said, a bit surprised that someone would respond this fast. "Says that 'Lone ODST in a Hunter's Land' is having issues. Something about a psychotic version of Weiss randomly appearing out of nowhere." Velvet replied. "A Hell Jumper? That must mean it's a Halo crossover." Hicks said.

"Right, Matt, Nora, Weiss, your with me. Time for some awesomeness." Burn said. "Wait, why am I going?" Weiss asked. "We need you to balance out the Weiss part of the problem while Matt and Nora, balance out the crazy part." Burn replied. "NO ONES CRAZIER THAN ME!" Matt screamed. "Alright now for our battle plan." Burn said.

Nora then raised her hand. "Yes, Nora?" Burn asked. "How about we use kill move number 49?" She asked. "Cause that didn't work when Deadpool tried it on Shadow the hedgehog." Burn replied. "I vote we use the fact that since we are from alternate realities, the laws of physics in that dimension won't work with us." "And how exactly do you know that?" Weiss asked. "Since Destro is from an alternate universe, I'll let Matt demonstrate." Burn said. "Screw gravity." Matt said as he started floating. Weiss just watched as the suicide bomber started flying away. "I rest my case." Burn said. "Oh, and guys, the author says that we'll get a Binary Rifle if we kick psycho Weiss in the crotch." Velvet said. "Well, my old Binary Rifle was running low on ammo." Burn said. "Anyway where was I?"

"Your plan of attack." Weiss replied. "Right, step 1: we make a dramatic entrance that will paralyze the psycho." Burn said. "How about we use that song about the crazy train?" Matt asked as he floated back to the ground. "Brilliant. Step 2: while she is caught off guard Matt will use his suicide bomber skills on her while screaming ISBACKA like he usually does, not enough to kill, but to disorient her even further. Step 3: Our version of Weiss, whom will be given this hat to tell the difference between 3 Weiss Schnees, will disarm her counterpart." Burn then put a hat on Weiss's head that said, 'I'm a bee-outch'. "Haha, very funny." Weiss said, unamused.

"Step 4: I kick her in the crotch for the heck of it, and finally step 5: Nora breaks her legs and we send her back to whatever universe she came from and make sure she never returns." Burn said. "As long as we follow the plan, and not get attacked by that stupid badger that gave me that fake/expired Mountain Dew Voltage coupon for a store that doesn't sell Mountain Dew Voltage, we should be in the clear. Any questions?" Jaune raised his hand. "You're not in this job, get out of here dude." Burn said. The blond night just sighed and walked away. Alright, let's do this!" Burn said. The device behind them summoned a portal. "Let it begin, LET IT BEGIN!" Matt screamed. "GO GO GO!" Burn screamed as everyone charged forward.

Well, theres part 1. Also note that this takes place in an alternate continuity compared to Destro and RWBY.

"I still can't believe that someone actually hired them."

I'm as confused as you are, anyway, the aftermath will be seen in a later chapter. Till then, goodbye.

"Did you really have to reference Deadpool: Operation Shadow the Hedgehog? I'm still picking arrows out of my a #"

Yes, yes I did. For your humiliation D.P. Tata readers.