Oh my god I'm SO SO SORRY! It's been a while since I've written anything...yes yes I know..I am a selfish failure! I've been using up all my time role playing on Facebook :P HERE YOU GO I HOPE YOU LIKE! Me and my new best friend have been making up short-scenes for the Hunger Games...I hope you guys like! :D
Peeta and Katniss...beautiful couple. WRONG! You are NOT going to get that lovey-dovey romance story NO-...your getting something better..let's just say..because Peeta is wimp-dumb not very smart thingy she often underestimates him...like this for example...
Peeta and Katniss were taking a walk where they were arguing...Peeta said he would protect Katniss and Katniss's argument was that she always has to save his sorry behind...little did they know that Artemis-goddess of he hunt-was watching them from the heavens...
Peeta: Look Katniss,it's true! One day-when your in grave danger and I save you,you will thank me!
Katniss: *rolls eyes* Uh-huh...and when that day comes I'll learn to fly too...
Peeta: *feelings are hurt and stays quiet*
Suddenly,Artemis drops from the sky-laughing like one of those witch crackles or something...whatever...anyway she was laughing-Katniss and Peeta looked scared and shocked at the same time..
Artemis: You silly mortals make me laugh!
Katniss: Who in the name of Peeta's bun's are you? ("Hey!")
Artemis: Watch your tongue mortal! I am Artemis! Goddess of the hunt!
Katniss: Wait-goddess huh? As in...immortality?
Artemis: That is correct, mortal
Katniss: Interesting...DIE! YOU SHA'LL NOT LAY YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON MY MAN! *shoots arrows repeatedly*
Artemis: *laughs* You fool! You have said it yourself! I cannot die no matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU SHOOT ME WITH YOUR ARROWS! (*arrows continue*
Peeta: Do not worry Katniss! I sha'll save you! *runs screaming towards Artemis with bread in hand*
Katniss: *facepalm and worried expression*
Peeta: *throws bread at Artemis* (*Katniss rolls her eyes and groans*
Artemis: NOOOO! NO! THE WORLD! IT-IT'S ENDING! NOOOOO! *dies*
Katniss: *is shocked* Oh my god...
Peeta: I'm waiting for my apology, Katniss...
Katniss: *goggles* I-im
sorry...
Peeta poses and smiles...The End XD
So there you have it! Did you like it? Or did you love it? Either way review :P