Directors POV as he observes how the final take turned out

Ask That Guy rises from under the bar.

Ask That Guy says "Hail Hydra! Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy with the Glasses."

The title and music start and fade when they are done.

The Narrator says "Why cant Spider-Man be in the Avengers?"

Ask That Guy says "That's a very good question. And the answer is quite simple. Sony hates making money. Did you hear how much the first Amazing Spider-Man film made? A crap load. And when they found out that the new film might flop, they became ecstatic. They thought if it flopped, they could throw the rights back at Marvel and be done with them. Now I know what you're thinking. If Sony doesn't want the rights anymore, why don't they just give them back? Because they're idiots. Yes.

The Narrator says "What is the meaning of life?"

Ask That Guy says "Oh me dear fellow. Isn't it obvious? Its me."

Ask That Guy spreads his arms across the bar and has an evil grin.

Ask That Guy says "And soon you will all be my servants."

The narrator says "Do you have what it takes to be a hero?"

Ask That Guy says "Yes. Yes I do. In fact my super power is that I can use my pipe as a weapon."

Ask That Guy has a confused look.

Ask That Guy says "Oh that's right. I already use my pipe as a weapon. In that case, no. No I do not. Yes."

The narrator says "One of my friends says he has a problem with gay thoughts. How can I help him?"

Ask That Guy says "Well remember Lorelei from that one episode of Agents of SHIELD? Simply go to Asgard. Break her out of prison. Bring her back to earth. And then introduce her to your friend and he will be forever attracted to her and no longer only downside of course would be that eventually she would take over the world and we will all be her slaves. but at least your friend and all the men of the world will no longer be at risk of having gay thoughts. With onions."

The narrator says "Do you have a record deal?"

Ask That Guy says "Why yes I do. Its called THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG IN THE WORLD! THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG IN THE WORLD! THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG IN THE WORLD! It's quite popular.

The narrator says "What color is both warm and cold?"

Ask That Guy has a confused look.

Ask That Guy says "Pop-Tar..."

He is interrupted by the Zen Monk.

The Zen Monk yells "ITS NOT POP-TARTS!"

The Narrator says "Why is M. Night Shyamalan afraid of the apostrophe?"

Ask That Guy says "Oh well don't you know? An apostrophe killed his family. And then years later another apostrophe made him co-sign on a lease he knew he couldn't pay back. What a tragic tale? This is That Guy with the Glasses saying... There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it."

Ask That Guy sips his martini glass and then lowers behind the bar.

Ask your stupid questions today.