Tyki: Hey, Allen?
Allen: Yeah, yki?
Tyki: I need you to do something for me.
Allen: Hm… what is it?
Tyki: I want you to take the seme uke quiz.
Allen: The what?
Tyki: The seme uke quiz.
Allen: Okay… what's a seme and uke?
Tyki: I'll tell you after you tell me the answer you got.
Allen: Okay, I'm looking it up now.
Tyki: Mhm.
Allen: It's asking me if I like to lick things…
Tyki: Yeah… just answer the questions.
Allen: Now it's asking me about bondage preferences!
Tyki: … Just finish the quiz.
Allen: …It's asking me abou my weapon choice. What am I, Kanda?
Tyki: I wouldn't want you to be Kanda.
Allen: You and me both… What's a seme? What's an uke?
Tyki: I'll tell you once you finish.
Allen: (Huffs) Fine, be that wa- What is it asking me about how ea my ice cream! Ice cream is ice cream, I tell you!
Tyki: (Chuckles) Stop freaking out. Just a few harmless questions.
Allen: It's asking me what I'd do if I saw someone cheating on my partner.
Tyki: So it is. What did you answer?
Allen: I'd feel lucky to have an attractive partner.
Tyki: Good to know.
Allen: OMIGOD IT WANTS TO KNOW IF I USUALLY TOP OR BOTTOM? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?
Tyki: Which one is it?
Allen:…Um, I'm cool with whatever. Wait, why do you want to know Tyki?
Tyki: …. Just finish the quiz already.
Allen: Fine, fine. It says… Romantic Seme.
Tyki: (Chokes on something) a SEME?
Allen:… Um, yeah.
Tyki: (mutters) damn, we're not compatible.
Allen: What was that?
Tyki: Nothing, nothing.
Allen: Are you going to tell me what a seme and uke is now? Or do I have to look it up on the internet?
Tyki: NOT THE INTERNET!... A seme is genrally a topper in a relationship and a uke is the bottom, more submissive.
Allen: You… you had me take a RELATIONSHIP QUIZ?
Tyki: … Yeah?
Allen: And, um, why did you want me to take that quiz?
Tyki: To see if we're compatible.
Allen: …Oh.
Tyki: Yeah.
Allen: Are we?
Tyki: No… wait, why do you care?
Allen: Oh, Um… what did you get?
Tyki: Sadistic seme. We're both semes, so it wouldn't work.
Allen:…Wait! On the compatibility page, it says that the sadistic and romantic semes are compatible!
Tyki: You seem very happy 'bout that, shounen.
Tyki: So we're compatible then.
Allen: Yep.
…
Tyki: So…
Allen: So…
Tyki: I think that between the two of us I'd be the true seme.
Allen: What, no! I'd be on top!
Tyki: Would you really, shounen?
Allen: Yes, I would!
Tyki: Want me to come over there so we can find out?
Allen:… why don't you?