Hello everyone! LocalTalent53 here. Sorry this one is so short, but I had some trouble on getting started. Anyway, there will be longer ones. I hope you enjoy chapter 1!
Disclaimer: All characters and places in this chapter are copyright by Nintendo and its respected companies.
Boss Battles Gone Wrong!
Boss 1: Kalle Demos Lawsuit
Link stepped into the boss room. There he saw Makar, waving to him excitedly. "Aw, what a cute little guy!" shouted Link, and he ran over to hug the little Korok. However, before he could, Makar was swallowed up by Kalle Demos!
"Ha! I'm going to pwn you, foo!" exclaimed the beast as it rose to the ceiling of the room. Link drew his boomerang, and so began the battle to save Makar. "Take this, foo!" bellowed Kalle Demos as he attacked Link with his vines. Link brought up his shield and flung his boomerang at the vines attached to the ceiling. Five of them were snapped, and Link went at it again. The process repeated until it was almost over.
"No fair!" shouted Kalle Demos, but before he could say anything else, Link snapped the last vine that held Kalle Demos to the ceiling. He collapsed, and his true, baba self was revealed. As Link approached, an evil grin on his face, he drew out his Hero's Sword. "Heh, heh, heh…"
"Please don't kill me! I'll sue!" tried the boss, but Link went crazy with it.
Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!
Two weeks later…
Link entered the courtroom, grumbling to himself. He was forced down, and then the bailiff called, "all rise to judge Valoo!" Everyone in the courtroom obliged, and the humongous dragon somehow squeezed himself through the tiny doorway, and onto his pedestal. "All right," he said, "where is the plaintiff?"
"For the last time," hollered Link, "I killed him! He was a giant monster!" The crowd gasped in horror, with Link glancing around, confused.
"You killed the plaintiff?!" exclaimed the honorable judge Valoo.
"Yeah! He was a giant monster, for crying out loud!" Link repeated. The audience was dead silent.
"Well, then, I guess the lawsuit is off…" Link shouted with glee. "However…you are going to court for murder!"
"What the-" Before he could even express his language, he was ushered away by the bailiff.
Link was sent back to court, and given the death penalty three months later for first degree murder of an innocent deku baba. The day after Ganondorf took over the Great Sea, and no one ever saw light again.
The End.
Well, how did you like it? I hope I can manage longer chapters, however... read and review please! By the way, Link's going to kill me for writing this...