This is just a random fic me and my friends thought of at school. Each chapter is a different storie so bear with me as i do this.

MeIchigo, KagomeMy best friend, JoshMy other friend and the rest you should know from Naruto.

What would you do if the Naruto cast went to your school as normal people…? I don't know what you would do but here's what me and my friends would do.

WARNING COMPLETE CRACK FIC.
"bla bla bla." Means thinking

"Get back here so I can break your neck." Kagome (This is a friend of mine.) screamed across the parking lot. Josh ran for his life into the school. Kagome took chase with a giant mallet that came out of nowhere. Kagome's friend, Ichigo (Me!!!!) hopped out of the car and locked the door.

"Here we go again." She said to no one.

"Josh if you don't get back here I'll come and find you and trust me that won't be a good thing." Kagome screamed just before running into a red head that looked lost. The giant mallet magically disappeared.

"Oh my god I'm sorry!" Kagome yelled. She helped pull the red head to his feet and brushed the grass off his back. Ichigo stood off to the side smirking evilly.

"Um…it's ok…I didn't move out of the way fast enough." The red head smiled and looked at a paper he held, which was quickly pulled from his hand.

"Office is through that door, first door to your left." Ichigo handed the paper back and smiled at Kagome. "Why don't you show him? Kagome-chan." Ichigo ran off.

"Wait what! Get back here Ichigo." Kagome screamed. She sighed and looked at the red head.

"I'm Kagome. Nice to meet you…ah…what was your name again?" Kagome held out her hand.

"Oh. I'm Gaara. Just moved here with my brother and sister. They abandoned me to find some food." Gaara pouted and Kagome blushed.

"Oh my god he's cute when he blushes. I just want to hug him." Kagome smiled as she led him around. She explained the best way to get to class, where all the classes were, where the lunch room was, and where the band, theater, and choir were held.
Gaara took in all the information.

GAARA'S POV

"This school is really freaking me out. First I run into a girl with a giant mallet, and now all the people are staring at me with dreamy eyes. Thank god for first period. OMG is that the teacher. I'm blind. My eyes it burns." Gaara and Kagome had just walked in to math class to see Gai doing flips off his desk, into his rolling chair, then back onto his desk. First thing Gaara noticed is there are only three open seats. One by Kagome, one by Gai's desk, and one in the back surrounded by girls making goo goo faces at him.

NORMAL POV

"Welcome to my youthful math class, my youthful learners. I'm the very youthful Gai. Please take a very youthful seat." Gai bellowed across the room. Gaara ran to the seat next to Kagome and sat down. Of course all the two did was glance at each other from time to time. About ten minutes after the late bell rang a raven haired boy walked in. 98 of the girls in the class squealed with excitement.

"Sasuke-kun sit with us."

"Here's a seat Sasuke-kun."

"Will you marry me Sasuke-kun?"

"We love you Sasuke-kun." All the girls but Ichigo and Kagome screamed. Sasuke glared at Gaara, who asked Kagome why.

"Those fan girls of his are afraid of us so they all sit on the other side of the room. He usually sits with us but you took his spot." Kagome smiled and waved at Sasuke, who had chosen the seat near Gai's desk, by Naruto, Lee, and Kiba.

BELL RINGS

"Um…guys the bell rang." Ichigo waved her hand in front of Kagome's face. Nothing happened. Ichigo did the same to Gaara. Nothing happened. Ichigo sighed, grabbed her book and rammed it into Kagome's head. Nothing happened. Same with Gaara. Ichigo got an evil idea and leaned in to whisper into Kagome's ear. Kagome blushed, grabbed her stuff and ran from the room. Gaara snapped back to reality.

"Um where did she go?" Gaara asked as they walked down the hall.

"Next class. But more important matters I think she likes you." Ichigo said in a sing along voice. Gaara blushed a new shade of red.

"W…what are you talking about? I'm…I'm new that's all." Gaara stuttered.

"You…you like her don't you! I KNEW IT. THE WAY YOU TWO WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER PROVED MY POINT." Ichigo yelled, scaring every person in the hallway.

"Don't be so loud Ichigo. Now get to science." A tall boy with glasses and brown hair hit Ichigo over the head with his book.

"Yes Mister Josh. Will you be delighting us with you presence in class as well mister teacher's pet?" Josh smiled and wham. Smacked her with the book again.

"I'm still a student so yes I will be in class with you." The three walked off to science of course they met Kagome, who was beat red at the sight of Gaara. Unfortunately for Gaara and Kagome the teacher made him sit across the room, next to Naruto and Sasuke.

"Today's a free day. Do whatever you want just no reproducing." Kakashi sat at his desk and read.

"Ichigo what did you say to her to make her that red?" Josh asked, pointing to Kagome. Ichigo smiled evilly as she told Josh. He laughed and Kagome glared.

"Oh shut up. Oh yes how was breakfast this morning Josh?" (Inside joke.) The smile was smacked off of Josh's face and replaced with a blush. Kagome smiled as she glanced at Gaara, who was having a glare-off with Sasuke.

"THE SQUIRRLES ARE OUT TO GET UE ALL!" Naruto yelled off to the class.

DEAD SCILENCE.

"Sorry. Had sugar this morning." He smiled at the class right before he got into an argument with Lee about squirrels ruling the world. The teacher was oblivious to the whole thing.

"Kagome likes Gaara, Gaara likes Kagome." Ichigo whispered into Kagome's ear, which earned her a smack to the face with a biology book. (Ok those things are thick as hell and they hurt.) Kagome smiled triumphantly but frowned when she remembered she lost her giant mallet. What she didn't know was that Gaara was standing behind her.

"Kagome…um…Kagome…earth to Kagome…Houston we have a space out." Ichigo poked her friend in the head.

"Giant Mallet We Shall Remember You Well!" Kagome cried, scaring Ichigo out of her seat and accidentally smacking Josh upside the face with her hand. The class was silent again.

"Hee…hee…sorry." Kagome sat down, but not before kicking a laughing Ichigo.

"What… was that…about?" Ichigo laughed out.

"I lost my giant mallet this morning when I ran into Gaara…Gaara! When did you get there?" Kagome blushed.

"Right before the mallet thing…Are you ok. You're all red." Gaara leaned in closer to her face so they were only inches apart.

"Oh my god he's this close to me. Am I blushing?" Kagome started to freak out on the inside. Josh and Ichigo smiled evilly at each other right before Ichigo swept Gaara's feet out from under him.

"Whoops." Ichigo snickered out when Gaara's lips landed on Kagome's. The whole class was quiet. Even Kakashi was watching. Both Kagome and Gaara were wide eyed when they pulled apart. Ichigo was smiling like no tomorrow and Josh was shaking his head.

"Did we..?"

"Yup."

"And did you?" Kagome placed her hand on her lips.

"Yup." Gaara sounded like he was going to faint.

"And she pushed us?" Kagome glared at Ichigo, who smiled right back.

"Um…Ichigo go to the office. Do you two need to go to the nurse?" Kakashi smiled as if he was thinking something perverted. Ichigo skipped off and Gaara ran back to his seat, shaking his head no. Kagome still held her lips as Josh waved his hand in front of her face. She didn't respond.

A few minuets went by and Kakashi ran out of the class saying he was going fishing for a certain dolphin in the class next door, leaving the class all alone. When Ichigo came back in she was attacked by two text books. One in the face and one in the head. Kagome walked up to her, grabbed her by the collar and dragged her back to their seat in the back.

"I'm so going to kill you." Kagome growled, glaring at Ichigo and Josh.

"But it was worth it wasn't it?" Ichigo purred out.

"Yeah…I mean no…well yes…but…um…Leave me alone." Kagome gave up. Ichigo and Josh high fived before Ichigo ran off to talk to Gaara.

"So Gaara how was the trip?" WHAM. Another biology book was slammed into her face. Gaara's eye started to twitch as Ichigo fell out to the seat.

"Was it really that bad, I mean it looked like you enjoyed it a lot?" WHAM. Two books fall on top of Ichigo's head. Gaara smiled. Beating the shit out of poor defenseless people was so much fun. The teacher, of course, wasn't there to stop it.

"Oh you did like it. Your face is all red." Ichigo dodged another book before grabbing Gaara's arm and dragged him over to Kagome. Josh was shaking his head again and Kagome was redder than a tomato. Ichigo pushed Gaara into a seat before taking the one next to Josh. The two watched Kagome and Gaara, who sweat drooped.

"What?" The two asked at once.

"Well talk." Ichigo and Josh motioned to the two. The two stayed quiet but looked at each other. Josh and Ichigo knew they had to do something or the two would never talk.

"What's your favorite anime Gaara?" Ichigo knew the topic would start something.

"Bleach." Gaara smiled. Soon a full blown conversation was going with Gaara and Kagome in the lead. Josh and Ichigo sat back and smiled at their handy work. That is till a certain blond haired person came to ask Gaara out.

"You don't have to hang out with these losers. Come over to the cool table at lunch and eat with us." Ino winked at him before she skipped off to drool over Sasuke. Ichigo and Kagome flipped her off at the same time, right before the bell rang. The next two classes went by pretty much the same way, except they actually learned something and Ichigo didn't walk out with half as many bruises. Gaara got the shit scared out of him by Anko, our English teacher and scared the shit out of Iruka in our BCIS class. When the bell rang for lunch Gaara thought he had seen it all. Boy was he wrong.

"So are you eating lunch with us or with the preps/jocks/pains in the ass?" Kagome asked as they headed for their usual eating spot. Gaara thought about it and decided it was better for his health to eat with people he had been with all day. Much to his dismay he was dragged off by the blond girl Ino. Kagome was mad.

"That stupid blond headed freak. Gaara was going to sit with us at lunch today and she had to come and ruin it." Kagome growled. Josh and Ichigo stepped away from her, nervously. A killing intent was pouring out of her as they ate lunch. She glared at the prep table where Ino and Sakura were hanging off of Gaara, who didn't look happy and was sending them pleading glances to save him. They were soon answered when Kagome couldn't take it any more.

Kagome violently pushed her chair back and stood, slamming her hands on the table, making Josh and Ichigo's lunch jump. She glared at the table where Gaara was being "held against his will." and growled.

"Um…you ok Kagome?" Josh asked.

"Just Peachy." She growled and stormed over to the prep table.

"I'll kill those two cheerleaders. Slow and painfully." When she reached the table ever one there stared at her.

"What do you want freak?" Ino asked, placing her hands on her hips.

"I need to talk Gaara." Kagome put on a very fake smile, her eyebrows twitched as she did so.

"Well he's busy so go away. Why would he want to be with you when he's got us? Right Ino?" Sakura smiled when Kagome's very fake smile was replaced with a glare. Then Kagome popped.

"Look slut. Just because half the football team wants you doesn't mean every man that walks this earth has to have you. The stupidest person in the fucking world could tell he doesn't want you to touch him. So why don't you and your anorexic best friend go jump off a bridge." Kagome growled out. Ino and Sakura looked horrified but it was quickly replaced with anger.

"What did you say bitch?" Ino yelled. The whole cafeteria was quiet, watching the scene unfold.

"You heard me slut. Now back off or I'll make you." Kagome popped her knuckles as Ichigo walked up behind her. Gaara silently prayed to god that he would be saved. That's when he noticed no one was paying attention to him. He smiled and snuck off.

"I'm not a slut you freak." Sakura yelled.

"Oh really. That's not what the football team says." Kagome smiled when she saw Gaara sneak off.

"Shut up!" Ino screamed and threw a punch at Kagome, who dodged and kneed her in the stomach. Sakura lunged at Kagome but Ichigo planted a kick in her face. Blood flowed from Sakura's nose like a river. Kagome punched Ino in the face twice, breaking her nose and giving her a black eye. The two cheerleaders cried in pain but still decided to fight.

Sakura lunged at Kagome and tackled her to the ground where she got in a few hits, making Kagome's lip bleed, before she was dragged off by Ichigo. Ino saw her chance and kicked Ichigo in the back of her knee, making her fall, and kicked her in the back. By the time the teachers got the four separated, both Ino and Sakura had a black eye, broken noses and numerous bruises. Ichigo and Kagome walked away with split lips, a black eye, and a few cracked ribs from when they were knocked to the ground.

And here they were, sitting across from each other in the office waiting to get ISS or AEP. The two cheerleaders were crying and Kagome and Ichigo were playing BS.

"This is entirely your fault. If you hadn't been jealous that Gaara was sitting with them, I wouldn't be in here for the second time today. You and Gaara better be happy together." Ichigo said making Kagome blush.

"We're not together." Kagome said softly. Ichigo sweat drooped as Gaara walked into the office. When he spotted Kagome he ran to her and hugged her.

"Are you ok? You didn't break anything did you? How many fingers am I holding up?" Gaara held up four fingers.

"Four Gaara." Kagome laughed out.

"No. See you're not alright I'm holding up…oh four." Kagome and Ichigo sweat dropped. Then they jumped back to the previous conversation.

"You didn't have to help me you know…by the way why did you help me?" Kagome asked, Ichigo smiled.

Flashback

"Don't you think we should help her?" Ichigo asked watching Kagome and the cheerleaders yell at each other.

"No. She will be alright." Josh said as he placed a chip in his mouth. Ichigo sweat dropped. The two watched in interest, Ichigo was getting worried, and Josh was still eating his chips.

"I'm going to help her." Ichigo stood.

"She's fine." Josh popped another chip into his mouth. And wham. The giant mallet appeared out of no where and Ichigo slammed it into Josh's head, before she ran off to help Kagome.

End Flashback

"So where's Josh?" Gaara asked

"Nurse's office. He didn't wake up after I hit him." Ichigo smiled as Ino and Sakura were called into the office. Five minuets later they came out crying saying something like "it's not our fault" and "those freaks started it." Kagome and Ichigo laughed.

"It's not funny. What if you get expelled? I don't think I could survive them without you." Gaara blushed and looked away, Kagome blushed and stuttered, and Ichigo sat there with her camera taking blackmail pictures.

After receiving two weeks of ISS, Kagome and Gaara got together. After the encounter in the cafeteria Sakura became their friend and started dating Josh. Gaara had yet to meet Ichigo's boyfriend. School was a little better. Ino still hated Sakura for "betraying" her and Sasuke got together with a girl from a different school.

Yes life was good for these high school students…Well as good as it gets for a high school student. Till the next new student comes.(Insert Lightning and Maniacal laughter.) (Lightning fades as a bunny hops into the picture.)
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE." Readers yell. (Bunny grows fangs as lightning returns. Bunny chases readers around the room.)