Roofs were the roads of the ninja for Konoha, so naturally, road safety was of concern, and drunk…running is a big no-no. Konoha-Fugaku-Uchiha-Police-Force-ccentric
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Contrary to the popular belief, it was not Sasuke's loneliness that drew Naruto to him—but the fact that the boy who once bragged about his big brother so much suddenly stopped.
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Every world has their favourite social networking system. The Bingo Books just happened to be the ninja's.
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There were some nights when Obito felt too sad to continue. Coincidentally, those nights were the ones that Kakashi got drunk on—and started hallucinating about his old teammate.
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Itachi was one hell of a lady-killer. Too bad Sasuke was better.
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"Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back." Those were, sadly, the first words Hashirama thought of when he realised that he had been revived. He should never have tried to hook Madara up with Tobirama after all. Huh.
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In which only Kurama is supposed to time trave, in which Kakashi comes along too, and in which both end up in younger Sasuke's head as alter-egos while the boy himself questions his sanity, and in turn his entire existence.
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All Uchiha parents are doting parents. Some just don't show it as much.
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AU, Sakura-ccentric. Haruno Sakura—fangirl, weakling, top kunoichi of the class. No-last-name Sakura—ANBU ROOT member, sent by Danzo to monitor the clan heirs of the class, to monitor the jinchuuriki. Team 7 Sakura—formerly known as Haruno Sakura, formerly known as No-last-name Sakura. But not now. Not anymore. (Originally it was intended for this one to be a tragedy in which Sakura eventually ends up sacrificing herself in order to save her teammates, no romance included cause I felt that it would ruin it…)
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Kakashi always thought it funny to torment his team. Too bad that, at the ripe age of 16 and 17, and in the height of puberty—the students of Team 7 also thought it funny to torment their teacher. AU.