Jack was sailing on the Black Pearl one day, when his first man handed him a letter.

"Letter for yer Capin."

Jack opened it.

Jack Sparrow

You are invited to the Marriage of William Turner and Elizabeth Swann.

Be at England's Plaza at ten o clock, on the forth of the month.

Arrive early you will be first man.

From

Mr. William Turner & Ms. Elizabeth Turner

At the Wedding

When he arrived in England's Plaza, he ran to the dress shop. There he bought a fancy dress and shaved his beard. He allowed the crew to run free through the town.

When he got to the church he ran into Elizabeths dressing room.

"Why hello Lizbeth." He said.

"Do I know you?" she answered.

"Well, I hope so. You invited me look deep into me eyes."

"Jack?" she answered sort of confused, "you look not like yourself. You cant be best man. Well Ms. Best lady.ll kicks Lady Lenora out. Father hired her. Please!"

"Well, I suppose I could be best lady."

After he left Elizabeth's room, looked down to his dress. It had a pocket, large enough to fit a gun. Only Elizabeth knew, and after what would show down. She would forget everything. Even Will.

The wedding began.

Elizabeth looked so dashing walking down the isle. Jack wanted her. Will grinned at Jack.

When Elizabeth got up the isle the matrimony started. Jack was waiting for his chance.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to..." Jack hit the man over the head with a pan, knocking him cold. Dead.

People screamed.

Jack took the gun out of his pocket.

People could not believe that a woman would do this.

She shot Will.

Elizabeth screamed and fainted.

Her wedding was ruined.

Her groom was dead.

Ruined.

Ms. Sparrow picked up Elizabeth and was leaving the building. She realized Elizabeth was waking up.

"This is the day you'll remember for the rest of yer lives. The day you almost caught Lizane Sparrow." When they got outside the building Elizabeth said," Is that your cover-up name?" "No deary, im Jacks sister. He put me up to this because he loves you."

When they got Elizabeth to the Black Pearl Jack was waiting.

"Elizabeth, dear, marry me of I will kill you." Jack threatened.

"Never! Plus there is no reason to live without William." She answered.

"I was afraid you were going to say that." He said, "so I got this hanky from the dress shop.

He tightly tied it around her mouth.

Her wedding went on with Jack holding a knife over her neck.

"I….I …..don…do."

Finally they were happily married.

Who missed Will?

Not Elizabeth.

She was too happy being a Lady pirate with Jack.

And as for royalty.

Well, who knows what will happen when governor dies.

She was just happy sailing seas with Jack.